I was looking at msn.com and there was a link that said "find out what last night's strange dream means" so I clicked it and entered this in the text box:
Dear Bill Gates,
I had a dream last night that I was using a Macintosh while beating up fat kids and taking away their ice cream, after which I had sex with a dryad from a computer game.
This is their interpretation of my dream:
BILL
This is a dream of contrary. If you were deluged with or worried about paying your bills in a dream, it's a sign of future financial prosperity. But if you easily paid your bills or sent bills out to others, you will have to tighten your belt.
GATE
An imposing entrance to a building means you're feeling insecure. Do whatever is necessary to increase your feeling of security.
DREAM
An atmosphere of fantasy or a fairytale-like quality to your dream is a good omen for your current endeavors.
NIGHT
Night is generally a prediction of delay and obstacles in your path, but the specifics of your dream are important. Moonlight, stars, or the coming dawn are all indications that the adverse aspects won't be so bad. And a sky full of stars suggests that you are about to make an interesting discovery.
BEAT
If you were assaulted in a dream, you are about to receive some valuable information. Seeing others assaulted means you will have to defend an attack on your character. Be prepared.
FAT
Fat and happy! The fatter you were in your dream, the less you need to worry. Eating fat indicates luck in love. Cooking it means profits in business.
KID
Goats are a warning to stay away from any kind of suspicious activities. If the goat chased or butted you, the message applies specifically to gambling. Don't do it.
ICE CREAM
Any dream featuring ice cream is an omen of impressive success.
SEX
If you committed adultery, be very cautious about confiding in new friends. They may not be worthy of your trust. If you resisted temptation, you are in for some discouraging, but temporary, setbacks. Adultery can also be a sign that you feel drawn to some quality that is lacking in either you or your current partnership. Perhaps you are looking to someone else for a solution you should seek through introspection.
GAME
Were you walking through the arcade or merely walking past it? If you were in the thick of things, you'll soon be faced with some tantalizing temptations. If you were just passing by, be careful not to repeat any confidences that are shared with you. If you do, you'll find your own secrets becoming common knowledge.
Funny, but pretty piss poor in terms of accuracy!
