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Mac G5 cant beat Athlon 64
hm_murdock:
the problem is that they poured too much beer on the Athlon!
damn it all, they shoulda poured RUM ON IT
see, I add hearty amounts of Captain Morgan's Spiced Rum. It's made in Puerto Rico by a pirate, and therefore is the best.
actually, it's pirates. that's the problem. it's pirates that make the Athlon FX so damn flakey! They sail around in the Caribbean and broadside clippers, then swing over on the rigging! JESUCRISTO!
Captain Jack Sparrow will steal everything you own and you'll like it.
oh, and Lt. Captain Floyd will shoot you with solar death beams and you'll fall down and yell "I'M ENJOYING THIS!"
billy_gates:
you all know that moonshine vodka provides the biggest performance enhancements to CPU's
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