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xyle_one:

quote: I couldn't understand what she was shrieking about, as she was flapping her arms in the air and screaming.  She started crying when she saw the busted colon I gave her pussy husband, so she took one of her shoes off and threw it at me.  I caught the shoe between my pecs and I started to laugh like a pirate.  Then she started walking towards me to take her shoe back, and there was no way I was going to let this bitch get near my chest so I body slammed her into a cactus that happened to be there.  She got up and was uglier than before, so I did what I always do when women start to cry: I went back inside to play video games.  
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Kintaro:
Hehehehehehehehehhehehehehehherhehehehehehehe

lazygamer:
Maddox rules!

Ok in some ways I disagree with him, and I dislike him in some ways, but much of what to dislike is no doubt satirical anyways. He speaks alot of down to earth, no-bullshit wisdom and is extremely hilarious!

[ March 08, 2003: Message edited by: lazygamer ]

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