Two or three days ago, I walked over to the nearest Texaco/Shell station to buy a random bag of chips (I was bored, and decided a walk to buy unhealthy food was in order). After waiting for a barely-legal guy that could snap me with his EYES to finish buying his beer, I bought some Pixie Sticks (TM). I also eyed myself a can of Red Bull, and bought it, thinking I should try it at least once.
I was suprised it wasn't as bad as coke, but it still sucked a whole lot, and was not worth its $2.50 price. It's lightly-carbonated bull piss in fancy packaging. I also didn't feel very energetic walking back home, and fell right asleep an hour or two later. The Pixie Sticks were also terrible, and I will never buy tubes of shitty colored powder again.
All in all, I think the trip was a failure. Regardless of what I said, I will probably buy a can or two of Red Bull every once in a while, because it's the LESSER EVIL in the SODA BUSINESS.
I should have stuck to the original plan and bought a bag of chips.
P.S
I now have wings.