Hey lost, you are seriously twisted! But I love it! I especially liked the comment about EMACS.
I just read a /.er post saying EMACS is as close to an Office Suite that geeks are going to get (bloated). There's nothing like good old vi (and better yet vim).
Now, I don't know how I missed this original post or I too would have put in my $0.000002 worth. Slackware is good, I used to use it exclusively but haven't used it lately. There's nothing like doing an FTP or HTTP install. I use RedHat (but most distros can do it) and I have installed on many machines without CD-ROM drives using HTTP method (I like that best in the case of RedHat). Just stick the CD in the drive on a machine that does have a CD-ROM drive and symbolic link the /mnt/cdrom directory under your document root somewhere and yer done (assuming you have Apache configured to follow sym links). Another option is to create a RedHat/RPMS directory under you web root and copy the RPMS from both CDs under there. Then just boot the network boot floppy, enter your web server name and URL and your off.
I even had an old laptop with no CD and wouldn't boot the RedHat network floppy for some reason and I came up with an innovative solution. I found that I could boot another Linux boot disk (I forget the name of it but it's a single Linux floppy sort of designed to be a recovery disk with all the basic tools on it and created and mounted a RAM disk upon boot). I booted that floppy, created a 2MB partition on the hard drive (/dev/hda1), pulled the floppy out and stuck in the RedHat network install floppy and "dd if=/dev/fd0 of=/dev/hda1", then made hda1 bootable. All I had to do then was reboot the machine without a floppy in the drive and it booted the redhat network install disk from hard drive thus allowing me to do an HTTP install of RedHat. I was proud of myself on that one...