DELETE MY FUCKING ACCOUNT PLEASE!

[rkmaster23]

There should be an option for users to be able to delete their account on this site. I no longer want my account but I do not want to just stop using it. I want to have my fucking account deleted from the system !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PLEASE DELETE MY ACCOUNT!!!!!!!!!

[xyle_one]

Just block the site from your browser.  If you hate this place that much, then it shouldn't be that hard to stay away. If i hate a site, or anything for that matter, i just stop going there or using it. easy.

Unless this post is merely a clever way to show that we are all hipocrits, like i have illustrated in the previous sentence, you should fuck off and this should be binned. Even if you are that clever, and have thus far shown you are not, this should be binned.

[mobrien_12]

Moderator, this is a troll.  Please bin.

[rkmaster23]

But I really really want my account to be deleted. That's the only way I will stop posting stupid shit here.

[mobrien_12]

We don't give a rat's butt about what you want. You are just a stupid child who wants attention.  Fuck off, or don't.  I for one no longer care.

[Pissed_Macman]

Go ahead and post stupid shit here. It will just get binned. It's your time to waste. Why should we give a damn?

[suselinux]

He probably works for M$ and he's worried about his IP being traced

"Fuck man, Bill's gonna kill me!"

[Calum]

quote:Originally posted by rkmaster23:
But I really really want my account to be deleted. That's the only way I will stop posting stupid shit here.

actually i think i have a better solution.

take one loaded pistol (you can buy this in most shops in the US, and on most street corners too), now shoot yourself directly through the head. it's best to put the gun in one ear and point it roughly through the head at the other ear.

Now try posting on this board, see? you can't do it can you!

i guarantee 100% that this method will work.

[Pissed_Macman]

But there will be like a 2 week waiting period before he can actually get the gun. Better just to take a toy gun and pull it on a police officer so they shoot you. Very quick, very inexpensive, and pretty exciting too.

[mushrooomprince]

I can't see what the big deal is seriously.  Why is it that having an account here or what not bothers him so much.  Is it because MES has his email address ?

[Refalm]

quote:rkmaster23: I no longer want my account but I do not want to just stop using it.

Here's what you do:

Go to the directory "C:\WINDOWS\system32\drivers\etc". Open the file "hosts" with Notepad.

Now add this:

Code: [Select]

Click on "File" in the menu followed by "Save" and "Close". Reboot the computer.

[pofnlice]

Actually...having been in law enforcement for a while and a former Infantry Sniper...the aforementioned method of placing a gun to the head is erroneous...
Though the odds are likely the intended result will be achieved...In my experience I would warrant more success to placing the gun in your mouth and touching the soft tissue at the back of your pallette with it prior to pulling the trigger.  This will destroy the cerebellum, which is the part that translates everything to a way your body will understand, it also directs traffic for all of that information, for both voluntary and involuntary activities.  Loose that and pow...one minute your standing there and the next your just an abnoxious spirit that bugs the livin doo doo out of us who choose to stay and functionally contribute to society...

But, that's just my opinion based on experience in the field of mortem...take what you will from it  

[bananafodder]

hum, but he does have a point. i can't seem to find a way to delete myself from this forum, not that i'm saying that i want to, but don't you find that odd? i mean obviously he could just stop coming to the website, but shouldn't there be an option where we're allowed to delete ourselves?