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Calum:
and when you finally are forced to upgrade to microsoft window XP (a product that you need to prove you bought several times before you can see through it, and which you are expected to pay for every six months even though it has been designed to break after two years) you look out and see this hideous view!:
http://calumsmusic.netfirms.com/kde-xp.jpg
Fett101:
quote:Originally posted by Refalm:
What if Microsoft made operating systems?
You'd have to go to DOS to remove the spyware, and you'd have to press Ctrl+Alt+Delete instead of XKill to shud down a program.
They'd also make a program assistant named "Clippy", that explained to you how to type a letter.
They'd also force AT&T, Disney, AOL etc. commercials on your desktop, click here to see an example.
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I don't get it...
SpeeDFreaK:
What if Microsoft was a pharmaceutical company? We would have to get all of our drugs through them, they would keep adding stuff to their existing products to make it look like new as their current products begin to go out of date and charge us an assload of money to line the pockets of executives with cash! Wait a minute...
cahult:
What if Microsoft made bread and cakes?
Products would never be released finished and you would always have the option(?) to add more yeast to the bread you just bought. Every once in a while the product would be moldy for no reason or break into little pieces.
Kintaro:
What if Microsoft made a Unix operating system?
Pigs would also fly, and a hooka smoking cattapillar would ring me and tell me about. Then i would wake up, drink another bottle of Wild Turkey and go back to sleep.
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