Write Write Write! - Forum Game 3

[Kintaro]

In forum game 3, sombody (being me) must write 1 paragraph of a story. Then the next person continues on with it...

My start:

He was laying down what was left of his hair, he was  a bit nervous and he was breathing slightly hard his entire chest moving. He then decided to finally go out, the people waiting for his speach... Then he does not to what to say, he is sweating... He just yells "I've got 4 words for ya, I love this company! yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" in a ver maniacal manner. The crowd cheer on...

[TheQuirk]

And then he turns into a giant Tux statue. The devlopers stare at him, when sudenlly. . .

[Kintaro]

A sinistar figure dropped from the sky...

[Doctor V]

and all of the sudden, the heads of everyone in the audience instantly turned into cheeseburgers!

[psyjax]

The figure  turns to face our protagonist and it's none other than the Hamburgular!!

"Grimace!," he shouts ",where have you been?"

[Kintaro]

Then i woke screeming from the terrible nightmare, to find myself in my bed. I look at the time 11:23 AM. Wondering what to do i get up, have a drink... eat... sync my computer with the nist.gov server. Then my watch, and everything else.

I log onto forums.fuckmicrosoft.com and then i...

[Doogee]

laugh at all the annoying trolls, who really know nothing about computers. Suddenly the phone rings, i pick up the phone its none other than...

[ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: The artist formerly known as Doogee ]

[Doctor V]

Anna Kournikova who says shes horny and hot for a date tonight.  X11 freaks out jumping all around his room.  He bumps his head on the left wing from voidmains airplane that crashed into the room last night and is knocked uncontious.  Later, he wakes to find that...

[Pissed_Macman]

...he has been raped by steve balmer! X11 freaks out  and seeks psychiatric help. After a short psychologic evaluation, the doctor says...

[ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: Macman: Mac Commando ]

[cahult]

...You

[Doctor V]

all work and no pay makes jack a dull boy 250,001 times all the while laughing maniacally.  X11 ...

[Doogee]

quote:all work and no pay makes jack a dull boy 250,001 times all the while laughing maniacally. X11 ...

slowly backs away from this doctor man and runs through the doctors practice, all the time wondering "why do they call their work practice anyway" He runs and runs and runs when he stubles over a...

[Kintaro]

head of gregory suvuallian... he runs on home!

Meanwhile...

X11 thinks why am i thinking of my name as X11 and not John Tate, i've been on the net to long im gonna go watch porn. X11 watches the porno, {but we'll leave out the erotic details of him jerking off because it will trun you on to much         } Then a nock at the door. I get up walk to my door, open it... goto the hallway passage thru to the lounge down the main hallway to the front door open it and its The Quirk... He says "I AM THE CRAZIEST MAN IN TAIWAN"... "HONDA!!!"... "SKRIPT KIDDY".

Then he morphs into a giant cammel... And then into a 3 foot tall bill gates. I grab him, rush him into the freezer in the rear garage at my house....

[ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: X11 / BOB: l33t h4x0r ]

[ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: X11 / BOB: l33t h4x0r ]

[ November 27, 2002: Message edited by: X11 / BOB: l33t h4x0r ]

[Doogee]

x11 turns the freezer on to the highest setting it can go when it over loads with one of those Fatal Excption errors, he looks a bit closer at the freezer, he notices a small sticker, "Intel Inside", and next to it "Powered by Microsoft windows 98". X11 kicks the freezer as hard as it can. before anything else can happen. it spontaneously combusts, luckily X11 wasnt hurt, he was setting up the VCR getting ready for a pr0n session. he notices the camel thing running after him. he screams "FUCK OFF IM WATCHING PORN YOU MOTHERFUCKER" as loud as he can, the camel runs off into the distance. X11 gets the VCR going and everything pops in his fave pr0n tape. To his surpise he doesnt see two girls going at it. As he  is undoing his pants he notices what is actually on TV, it was...

[Kintaro]

his nan, he goes ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.... then he runs and runs and runs... and runs some more and more and more.

He sees millions of clones of his nan running screaming going "come here jonny" all behind him he runs and runs some more when he runs into a large guy on a motorbike with a Red Hat on... he yells "Get on" more nans on the other side are there, but luckly we ride away...