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Write Write Write! - Forum Game 3
Kintaro:
Meanwhile, X11 just defeated the Microsoft troll army, He walks outside of the building he is in, but it is not what he thought, the window was actually a 3D Screen and X11 was really in the Austrlaian Desert, outside there was a pole sticking out of the ground, a white pole. It was about a meter high and had a red button on top... he presses it, and just in front of him the red sand tips and 2 large doors open out of the ground, a capsule is raised... Inside is the body of Linus Torvalds himself, it has life signs on the side...
X11 Opens the capsule... Only to find that he awakens and yawns "patrisha i dont feel like work today" he rolls over...
Then X11 says "Linus, its X11 its about... well i dont know what year..."
Linus says, "where am i?"
"Your in the Australian Desert"
"What am i doing here"
"Microsof... Microsoft have taken over the world"
"Everywhere, in the note that was left by some guy it says that the Microsoft Central HQ Computermathingy is in Redmond, there is an Int.. IntelliGate to the Microsoft Headqurters from here."
"Whats an IntelliGate?"
"Its a teleport basicly"
"Oh wait..."
"What is it"
"It, it has somthing on the other side of the note"
"What does it say"
"it says, i must come to Tuxville, USA where master voidmain can complete my training as a geek, with the source as my allie, blah, blah, blah"
"Okay then, lets set cource for Tuxville"
X11 goes to the IntelliGate, and presses an On button and notices a sticker "Fritz Inside". The machine makes noises and then it says loading on its little screen. Saying "Microsoft IntelliGate"
he then clicks a menu, it loads... He then clicks "Goto location" a Window appears and it has Presets on a menu, X11 clicks the one saying Tuxville... then he notices a hole in the side of the machine, and the window on the screen says "Authenticating with TCPA" he notices a small black box with a few hand wired cables attached to the machines circuitary... The box fires up with a led flashing labeled "cDc Fritzer" and the IntelliGate fires up... X11 sees a large portal, and he jumps into it, and is travelling through a large beam like thing where he comes out in a Insidious Lair where he sees a more Fucntiong looking teleport with OpenPort written on it, that has no problems.
He sees that there is an old man and goes... "I am here so you can Complete your training, and defeat the sith"...
[ November 28, 2002: Message edited by: X11 / BOB: l33t h4x0r ]
Kintaro:
Meanwhile, MOR, and the rest of the bobs, where doing a Denaial of Driveway attack on the Microsoft HQ, by blocking its driveway. Then they did a senial of lobby attack, until the insane bobs marched forth into the Microsoft HQ, with Guns and stuff!
TheQuirk:
They took out their guns, and realized that they had no bullets. They looked at each other, realizing it's all BOB's fault. They start running around in circles screaming at the top of their lungs like little girls. Sudenlly, they see TheQuirk, now morphed in the shape of a small, angry, chinese man with an african-american accent, running in a straight line across the room screaming random crap about jesus, microsoft, and stickfigures. Sudenlly, he crashes into a wall, creating a dent in it.
Doctor V:
And the wall turned to the quirk and said, "I'm a nice wall now, why did you do that. I'm very hurt by what you did to me.". The quirk looked on puzzled. The wall said, "now I'm sueing you for $14 and 27 cents".
TheQuirk:
quote:Originally posted by Captain Peg-leg V, Greenbeard:
And the wall turned to the quirk and said, "I'm a nice wall now, why did you do that. I'm very hurt by what you did to me.". The quirk looked on puzzled. The wall said, "now I'm sueing you for $14 and 27 cents".
--- End quote ---
Quirk screams "YOU DIRTY BASTARD! I'M JUST A POOR WEBMASTER OF A RETARDED SITE!" and starts pissing on the wall. Becase Quirk eats only bad chemicals, his piss makes the wall dissolve.
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