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[lazygamer]

Meanwhile...

Lazygamer sits in his pimpmobile, feeling "violated" that someone attacked his nutz0rs. He tries to think back to why he is here, but nothing shows up. Suddenly he gets a brilliant idea! He takes out the Limp Bizkit tape and puts in the Afroman tape.

As the funky beats fill the deserted northeren town, he reaches into his glove department and pulls out a d00bie. He takes a puff...

Suddenly the sky turns blue, very blue. Collosal clouds loom in the sky, they have a pattern that Lazy has never seen before amongst clouds. Upon closer examination it is the... BLUE SCREEN OF DEATH! Suddenly...

[Doctor V]

the fish that was dreaming he was lazygamer wakes to see a nice juicy worm on a hook dangeling just above him...

[Pissed_Macman]

Meanwhile, back at Microsoft HQ, the bobs are still running in circles like pathetic retards and TheQuirk tries to apologize to the wall so he doesn't get sued. Microsoft storm troopers converge on the bobs' location. what will our heroes do now??

Suddenly, with weapons blazing, the Mac Commandos blast through the disgruntaled wall (solving Quirk's problem) and destroy the microsoft storm troopers within seconds. Macman the mighty Mac Commando draws his "KATANA OF POWER!!!" and uses mirror image (WC3 reference) to confuse the oncoming ranks of storm troopers. The bobs take up the weapons of fallen warriors and continue the battle, fighting alongside their Mac Commando brothers.

Through the other wall bursts SUPER ULTRA MEGA TECHNO BILL. The giant robot bill gates shoots his lasers into the ranks of Mac Commandos and Bobs. Macman blocks several beams with his "KATANA OF POWER!!!" and lunges at the geeky robot.

At that moment SUPER ULTRA MEGA TECHNO BILL...

[trc3]

"At that moment SUPER ULTRA MEGA TECHNO BILL..."

Starts making a weird clicking noise and stumbles about within seconds the music stops and SUPER ULTRA MEGA TECHNO BILL comes to a complete halt.  All the Bobs, Mac Commando brothers and the quirk stand in place almost stuned, thinking how close they came to being annihilated by this gigantic robot drooped over in front of them.  They wonder what happened?  Did someone pull the plug?  Then they realized billy the super bot ran on microsoft's new OS called Absolutist 3000SE.  Everyone cheers and thanks M$ for another one of their great OS's.  Being that they were just in a bit of a harry situation everyone decides to go to the pub across the street and get a beer.  They go inside and get a table, Macman goes to get a drink and the bartender turns around and says "what cha drink?" to Macmans amazement the bartender is none other then the sweaty baboon himself steve ballmer.  Just then the quirk wakes up and stumbles out of his room thinking about the strange dream he just had, rushing to the bathroom he runs into a wall putting a dent in it....

[Pissed_Macman]

"Goddammit!" yells the wall. "My late cousin vinny warned me about you!" I'm sueing you now!

MEANWHILE(back in quirk's dream)...

Macman sits at the bar across from steve balmer sipping some strong irish whiskey. "Why are you working in a bar bahbahbooey-- i mean steve?"

"Well," replies Steve, "After the Great DOS Uprising I decided I could get even richer by cashing off of Microsoft's godly status and starting my own band. We were called 'Balmer and the Balmerettes.'"

"What happened?" asks Macman.

"Our first CD, entitled 'Developers Developers Developers' was a big hit. It was number one on the pop music charts for almost a month. We even did a music video and a couple live performances, but then those bastards "Wintallica" hot the market and we were done." Balmer sighed. "Now they're the next Beatles and i'm working in a pub."

"Maybe you should kill yourself," suggested Macman helpfully.

Balmer nods once, turns around, marches into the back room and the sound of a shotgun being fired at point-blank range echoed throughout the pub. Everyone in the pub froze for a moment, saw that it was only Balmer commiting suicide, and went back to their drinks.

"A shame," says Macman to X11. "Now there's no one to man the bar."

Suddenly, from out of no where, the opposite wall of the pub exploded and in walked...

[HPC GUY]

a man in a godzilla costume.


Mean while yet again...

Philosophy scales an outter wall of waht he thought was the m$ headquaters, looks around and ask's "where the fuck did everyone GO?!" just then Adam West opens a window looks at Phil and says "you missed the war sorry, plyus this is the wrong building", "GODDAMMIT!!" Phil yells in a cartman style fit of rage. so he decides to detonate the building any how. during the free fall of a die hard style getaway, he notices....

[ November 29, 2002: Message edited by: HPC GUY ]

[TheQuirk]

quote:Originally posted by trc3:
"At that moment SUPER ULTRA MEGA TECHNO BILL..."

Starts making a weird clicking noise and stumbles about within seconds the music stops and SUPER ULTRA MEGA TECHNO BILL comes to a complete halt.  All the Bobs, Mac Commando brothers and the quirk stand in place almost stuned, thinking how close they came to being annihilated by this gigantic robot drooped over in front of them.  They wonder what happened?  Did someone pull the plug?  Then they realized billy the super bot ran on microsoft's new OS called Absolutist 3000SE.  Everyone cheers and thanks M$ for another one of their great OS's.  Being that they were just in a bit of a harry situation everyone decides to go to the pub across the street and get a beer.  They go inside and get a table, Macman goes to get a drink and the bartender turns around and says "what cha drink?" to Macmans amazement the bartender is none other then the sweaty baboon himself steve ballmer.  Just then the quirk wakes up and stumbles out of his room thinking about the strange dream he just had, rushing to the bathroom he runs into a wall putting a dent in it....

Being the stupid fellow that he is, he quickly calls the priest to tell him what to do. The priest said. . .

[HPC GUY]

im off to fondle some alter boys, your on your own bud, make sure you....

[TheQuirk]

quote:Originally posted by HPC GUY:
im off to fondle some alter boys, your on your own bud, make sure you....

don't let anyone near the wall. It might get sad and pray to Jesus so he'll BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. A bit puzzled, Quirk walks out and walks into a pub, seeing X11 and Macman once again! Macman tells quirk that there's a position available, and Quirk takes it. After a few hours, everyone who was served by Quirk had a terrible head-ache and died, because he didn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom.

[Annorax]

.. when the most pissed-off wall in the backroom
fell over and landed on Ballmer's half-decomposed
carcass. Quirk ran to the backroom, not paying any
attention to his half-decomposed customers, and
saw some ugly red shit flowing from under what was
left of the wall. He scooped some of it up, took
a taste, and a sensorscope exploded from his cheek!

Quirk thought, "OH FUCK, I'm being Assimilated by
the MicroBorg... I thought it was dead!" He picked
up Ballmer's slightly-used shotgun and...

[Pissed_Macman]

...blew his own brains out.
Luckily, the entire thing had been a dream. Quirk awoke to see that he was still arguing with the bathroom wall. "I want to call my lawyer!" yelled the wall. Just then, Quirk realized that he was still holding the shotgun from his dream. He fired into the wall several times, demolishing it within seconds. Expecting to see his living room on the other side, Quirk was surprised to see that behind his bathroom wall existed an interdimensional portal. He lept into the swirling vortex and felt every atom in his body tear apart and reassemble. He was thrown from the portal and was very surprised at his new location.

[TheQuirk]

quote:Originally posted by Macman: Mac Commando:
...blew his own brains out.
Luckily, the entire thing had been a dream. Quirk awoke to see that he was still arguing with the bathroom wall. "I want to call my lawyer!" yelled the wall. Just then, Quirk realized that he was still holding the shotgun from his dream. He fired into the wall several times, demolishing it within seconds. Expecting to see his living room on the other side, Quirk was surprised to see that behind his bathroom wall existed an interdimensional portal. He lept into the swirling vortex and felt every atom in his body tear apart and reassemble. He was thrown from the portal and was very surprised at his new location.

Under Macman's bed, where he could find different fun stuff, such as decomposed kitties, broken guns, VoidMain's right hand, and some beef jerky. After playing with it all, and burning the jerky (AND NOT TASTING IT, BECAUSE IT WAS PROBABLY MADE OUT OF SOME COW WITH THE MAC COW DISEASE), he leapt out from under the bed to see Macman making love to Christina A.! A bit puzzled, he comes up to christina and whispers to her "but. . . he uses a mac!" She answers, "really?" and asks macman when the mac is. He points her to the bathroom. She walks over there, letting everyone hear her playing with Simpletext! Macman, angirly comes up to quirk and says "BASTARD! I ALMOST GOT TO INSERT MY CO. . ." quirk takes his gun, and shoots macman, but misses. Quirk then runs out of the house, and shoots all the chickens who walk around Macman's house for no apparant reason.

[Pissed_Macman]

Macman unsheathes his KATANA OF POWER!!!, looks toward the sky, and yells, "KHAN!!!!" He then chains christina aguilara to the water heater and pursues Quirk to find that all of his beloved chickens have been murdered. Macman is about to look toward the sky again and yell, "KHAN!!!!" when he realizes he just did that and that would be redundent. So he bottles up his rage (which will build up and explode in the far future, coincidentally when he's in the middle of a large crowd of people) and starts to track down TheQuirk, vowing that he will use his KATANA OF POWER!!! to bring his mortal enemy to justice.

Three years passed. Macman The Mighty searched seattle, then canada, then europe, then walked in circles through the desert for no apparent reason, then trekked across the icy cold of anarctica where he received his ninja training (the all-mighty ninja council is now in antarctica, for those who don't know). As he traveled he met several mighty warriors who decided to journey with him. First was Arthur the Fearsome, Bob the Brave, Lenny the Not-So-Brave-But-Made-Up-For-In-Intellect, Jay Leno, Uther Pendragon, and Popsy the not-too-bright-but-expendable-although-in-a-peculiar-sort-of-way.

They traveled for years across the land, fighting evil and smoking weed, until one day Macman finally received word that Quirk was nearby. But his travelling companions quite enjoyed Belg88 and subsiquently left Macman The Mighty to face his mortal enemy on his own. Drawing his KATANA OF POWER!!!, Macman...

[ November 30, 2002: Message edited by: Macman: Mac Commando ]

[TheQuirk]

went to sleep, at which point  A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS ON A UNICORN and/or PONY CAME AND KISSED HIM, WAKING HIM UP FROM A NOT-VERY-ETERNAL SLEEP AND THEN THEY MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND THEN THEY GOT A DIVORCE AND THEN EVERYONE DIED. MACMAN ALSO MADE SURE TO SLIP IN SOME AIDS THAT HE STORED IN A BOTTLE WHILE THEY WERE HAVING THEIR LAST SEX SESSION, SO SHE FUCKING DIED AN EXTRA-SPECIAL DEATH, THAT LITTLE CHEATING SLUT.

????

Nevermind, ignore that. I just needed to type something.

[HPC GUY]

What the fuck just happened?!! thought the galactic space baby. at the moment the eternal bill could be heard laughing in the distance "HAHAHA im incredibly amused HAHAHA!!" then some unseen person silenced bill with chloraform. the passing out gates uttered......,