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HPC GUY:
a man in a godzilla costume.
Mean while yet again...
Philosophy scales an outter wall of waht he thought was the m$ headquaters, looks around and ask's "where the fuck did everyone GO?!" just then Adam West opens a window looks at Phil and says "you missed the war sorry, plyus this is the wrong building", "GODDAMMIT!!" Phil yells in a cartman style fit of rage. so he decides to detonate the building any how. during the free fall of a die hard style getaway, he notices....
[ November 29, 2002: Message edited by: HPC GUY ]
TheQuirk:
quote:Originally posted by trc3:
"At that moment SUPER ULTRA MEGA TECHNO BILL..."
Starts making a weird clicking noise and stumbles about within seconds the music stops and SUPER ULTRA MEGA TECHNO BILL comes to a complete halt. All the Bobs, Mac Commando brothers and the quirk stand in place almost stuned, thinking how close they came to being annihilated by this gigantic robot drooped over in front of them. They wonder what happened? Did someone pull the plug? Then they realized billy the super bot ran on microsoft's new OS called Absolutist 3000SE. Everyone cheers and thanks M$ for another one of their great OS's. Being that they were just in a bit of a harry situation everyone decides to go to the pub across the street and get a beer. They go inside and get a table, Macman goes to get a drink and the bartender turns around and says "what cha drink?" to Macmans amazement the bartender is none other then the sweaty baboon himself steve ballmer. Just then the quirk wakes up and stumbles out of his room thinking about the strange dream he just had, rushing to the bathroom he runs into a wall putting a dent in it....
--- End quote ---
Being the stupid fellow that he is, he quickly calls the priest to tell him what to do. The priest said. . .
HPC GUY:
im off to fondle some alter boys, your on your own bud, make sure you....
TheQuirk:
quote:Originally posted by HPC GUY:
im off to fondle some alter boys, your on your own bud, make sure you....
--- End quote ---
don't let anyone near the wall. It might get sad and pray to Jesus so he'll BEAT THE LIVING HELL OUT OF YOU. A bit puzzled, Quirk walks out and walks into a pub, seeing X11 and Macman once again! Macman tells quirk that there's a position available, and Quirk takes it. After a few hours, everyone who was served by Quirk had a terrible head-ache and died, because he didn't wash his hands after going to the bathroom.
Annorax:
.. when the most pissed-off wall in the backroom
fell over and landed on Ballmer's half-decomposed
carcass. Quirk ran to the backroom, not paying any
attention to his half-decomposed customers, and
saw some ugly red shit flowing from under what was
left of the wall. He scooped some of it up, took
a taste, and a sensorscope exploded from his cheek!
Quirk thought, "OH FUCK, I'm being Assimilated by
the MicroBorg... I thought it was dead!" He picked
up Ballmer's slightly-used shotgun and...
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