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Pissed_Macman:
...blew his own brains out.
Luckily, the entire thing had been a dream. Quirk awoke to see that he was still arguing with the bathroom wall. "I want to call my lawyer!" yelled the wall. Just then, Quirk realized that he was still holding the shotgun from his dream. He fired into the wall several times, demolishing it within seconds. Expecting to see his living room on the other side, Quirk was surprised to see that behind his bathroom wall existed an interdimensional portal. He lept into the swirling vortex and felt every atom in his body tear apart and reassemble. He was thrown from the portal and was very surprised at his new location.
TheQuirk:
quote:Originally posted by Macman: Mac Commando:
...blew his own brains out.
Luckily, the entire thing had been a dream. Quirk awoke to see that he was still arguing with the bathroom wall. "I want to call my lawyer!" yelled the wall. Just then, Quirk realized that he was still holding the shotgun from his dream. He fired into the wall several times, demolishing it within seconds. Expecting to see his living room on the other side, Quirk was surprised to see that behind his bathroom wall existed an interdimensional portal. He lept into the swirling vortex and felt every atom in his body tear apart and reassemble. He was thrown from the portal and was very surprised at his new location.
--- End quote ---
Under Macman's bed, where he could find different fun stuff, such as decomposed kitties, broken guns, VoidMain's right hand, and some beef jerky. After playing with it all, and burning the jerky (AND NOT TASTING IT, BECAUSE IT WAS PROBABLY MADE OUT OF SOME COW WITH THE MAC COW DISEASE), he leapt out from under the bed to see Macman making love to Christina A.! A bit puzzled, he comes up to christina and whispers to her "but. . . he uses a mac!" She answers, "really?" and asks macman when the mac is. He points her to the bathroom. She walks over there, letting everyone hear her playing with Simpletext! Macman, angirly comes up to quirk and says "BASTARD! I ALMOST GOT TO INSERT MY CO. . ." quirk takes his gun, and shoots macman, but misses. Quirk then runs out of the house, and shoots all the chickens who walk around Macman's house for no apparant reason.
Pissed_Macman:
Macman unsheathes his KATANA OF POWER!!!, looks toward the sky, and yells, "KHAN!!!!" He then chains christina aguilara to the water heater and pursues Quirk to find that all of his beloved chickens have been murdered. Macman is about to look toward the sky again and yell, "KHAN!!!!" when he realizes he just did that and that would be redundent. So he bottles up his rage (which will build up and explode in the far future, coincidentally when he's in the middle of a large crowd of people) and starts to track down TheQuirk, vowing that he will use his KATANA OF POWER!!! to bring his mortal enemy to justice.
Three years passed. Macman The Mighty searched seattle, then canada, then europe, then walked in circles through the desert for no apparent reason, then trekked across the icy cold of anarctica where he received his ninja training (the all-mighty ninja council is now in antarctica, for those who don't know). As he traveled he met several mighty warriors who decided to journey with him. First was Arthur the Fearsome, Bob the Brave, Lenny the Not-So-Brave-But-Made-Up-For-In-Intellect, Jay Leno, Uther Pendragon, and Popsy the not-too-bright-but-expendable-although-in-a-peculiar-sort-of-way.
They traveled for years across the land, fighting evil and smoking weed, until one day Macman finally received word that Quirk was nearby. But his travelling companions quite enjoyed Belg88 and subsiquently left Macman The Mighty to face his mortal enemy on his own. Drawing his KATANA OF POWER!!!, Macman...
[ November 30, 2002: Message edited by: Macman: Mac Commando ]
TheQuirk:
went to sleep, at which point A BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS ON A UNICORN and/or PONY CAME AND KISSED HIM, WAKING HIM UP FROM A NOT-VERY-ETERNAL SLEEP AND THEN THEY MARRIED AND LIVED HAPPILY EVER AFTER AND THEN THEY GOT A DIVORCE AND THEN EVERYONE DIED. MACMAN ALSO MADE SURE TO SLIP IN SOME AIDS THAT HE STORED IN A BOTTLE WHILE THEY WERE HAVING THEIR LAST SEX SESSION, SO SHE FUCKING DIED AN EXTRA-SPECIAL DEATH, THAT LITTLE CHEATING SLUT.
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Nevermind, ignore that. I just needed to type something.
HPC GUY:
What the fuck just happened?!! thought the galactic space baby. at the moment the eternal bill could be heard laughing in the distance "HAHAHA im incredibly amused HAHAHA!!" then some unseen person silenced bill with chloraform. the passing out gates uttered......,
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