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Nigerian Money Laundering Scam
choasforages:
hehehe, i would tell them to meet me at BWI airport. then agian, after something like that, i would be commited first thing after court
TheQuirk:
The last one that emailed me wanted me to give him my fax and telephone number. I explained to him that I him I can not use my telephone or fax because there's an epedemic going through my phone line. He never replied. :confused:
choasforages:
im going to gimp either an ak-47 or a bloody baseball bat and put
"don't make me use my NIGERIAN be good stick"
and send that too them
[ December 05, 2002: Message edited by: choasforages ]
Calum:
where do they come from? i have had another 3 or 4 since, but here's another that caught my eye...
quote:----- Original Message -----
From: "Mrs. Mariam Abacha" <[email protected]>
Date: Mon, 30 Dec 2002 02:43:16 -0800 (PST)
To: [email protected]
Subject: Urgent Reply
> SIR/MADAM,
>
> I AM MRS. MARIAM ABACHA, THE WIDOW OF SANI ABACHA THE LATE NIGERIAN HEAD OF STATE. YOU WERE INTRODUCED TO ME THROUGH THE
> CHAMBER OF COMMERCE. I AM PRESENTLY IN A DISTRESS AND OTHER HOUSE ARREST WHILE MY SON MOHAMMED IS UNDERGOING TRIAL IN LAGOS STATE IN NIGERIA.
>
> THE GOVERNMENT HAS ALL THE FAMILY ACCOUNT AND AUCTIONED ALL OUR PROPERTIES. TO SAFE THE FAMILY FROM TOTAL BANKRUPTCY I HAVE
> MAANAGED TO SHIP TO EUROPE THROUGH A SHIPPING COMPANY, THE SUM OF USD$36.5M KEPT BY MY LATE HUSBAND SANI ABACHA THE MONEY WAS DISGUISED TO BEAT THE NIGERIAN SECURITY AND IS CURRENTLY DEPOSITED IN A SECURITY COMPANY IN A CODED NAME IN EUROPE.
> I WANT YOU TO RECEIVE THE MONEY AND PAY INTO YOUR ACCOUNT FOR THE FAMILY SAFELY. I AM OFFERING YOU 25% FOR ASSISTING ME SECURRE THIS MONEY FAST BEFORE IT IS LOCATED BY THE NIGERIAN GOVERNMENT AGENTS. CONTACT ME IMMEDIATELY ON MY EMAIL ADDRESS SO THAT I CAN FORWARD TO YOU ALL NECESSARY DETAILS.
>
>
> REGARDS,
> MRS. MARIAM ABACHA
___________________________________________________
> GO.com Mail
> Get Your Free, Private E-mail at http://mail.go.com
--- End quote ---
My reply:
quote:Dear Mrs Abacha,
Are you having trouble finding the 'Caps Lock' key on your keyboard?
Also, I am most interested to learn why you are writing to me from a free email. Also, if under house arrest, why are your jailers so lax that they allow you to email complete strangers?
Best and most sincere wishes,
Calum.......
--- End quote ---
Calum:
another pretty good one (this is better than the usual in my opinion)
quote:From: makavo mansa < [email protected] >
To: <*****@******.***>
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2003 5:38 PM
Subject: REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE
> FROM:STELLA MANSA.
> ABIDJAN-COTE D'IVOIRE
> WEST AFRICA.
> E-MAIL :( [email protected]
)
>
> DEAR ONE,
>
> GREETINGS IN JESUS NAME!
>
> PERMIT ME TO INFORM YOU OF MY DESIRE OF GOING INTO
> A RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU.I WAS GIVEN YOUR CONTACT FROM
> ONE OF YOUR MEMBER.AND I PRAYED OVER IT AND SELECTED
> YOUR NAME AMONG OTHER NAMES DUE TO IT'S ESTEEMING
> NATURE AND THE RECOMMENDATIONS GIVEN TO ME AS A
> REPUTABLE AND TRUSTWORTHY PERSON I CAN DO SOMETHING
> WITH AND BY THEIR RECOMMENDATIONS I MUST NOT HESITATE
> TO CONFIDE IN YOU FOR THIS SIMPLE AND SINCERE
> BUSINESS.
>
> I AM STELL MANSA, THE ONLY DAUGHTER OF LATE
> CHIEF AND MRS.PAUL MANSA MY FATHER WAS A VERY WEALTHY
> COCOA MERCHANT BASED IN ABIDJAN, THE ECONOMIC CAPITAL
> OF IVORY COAST BEFORE HE WAS POISONED TO DEATH BY HIS
> BUSINESS ASSOCIATES ON ONE OF THEIR OUTING TO DISCUSS
> ON A BUSINESS TRIP. WHEN MY MOTHER DIED ON THE 21ST
> OCTOBER 1984, MY FATHER TOOK ME SO SPECIAL BECAUSE
> AM MOTHERLESS. BEFORE THE DEATH OF MY FATHER ON
> 29TH JUNE 2002 IN A PRIVATE HOSPITAL HERE IN ABIDJAN.
> HE SECRETLY CALLED ME ON HIS BEDSIDE AND TOLD ME THAT
> HE HAS A SUM OF US$9.5M(NINE MILLION FIVE
> HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS) LEFT IN A
> SUSPENCE ACCOUNT IN A LOCAL BANK HERE IN ABIDJAN,
> THAT HE USED MY NAME AS THE NEXT OF KIN IN DEPOSIT OF
> THE FUND. HE ALSO EXPLAINED TO ME THAT IT WAS BECAUSE
> OF MY WEALTH AND THE BUSINESS WHICH AMOUNT TO
> US$34.000.000 THEY ARE HAVING AT HAND, THAT HE WAS
> KILLED BY HIS BUSINESS ASSOCIATES, THAT I SHOULD SEEK
> FOR A FOREIGN PARTNER IN A COUNTRY OF MY CHOICE WHERE
> I WILL TRANSFER THIS MONEY AND USE IT FOR INVESTMENT
> PURPOSE ,ESPECIALLY IN THE AREA OR REAL ESTATE
> MANAGEMENT.
>
> PLEASE,I AM HONOURABLY SEEKING YOUR ASSISTANCE IN THE
> FOLLOWING WAYS.
>
> 1) TO HELP ME TO TRANSFER THIS FUND FROM THE BANK HERE
> TO YOUR ACCOUNT IN YOUR COUNTRY.
> 2) TO SERVE AS THE GUARDIAN OF THIS FUND SINCE I AM A
> GIRL OF 23 YEARS
> 3) TO MAKE ARRANGEMENT FOR ME TO COME OVER TO YOUR
> COUNTRY TO FURTHER MY EDUCATION AS I WOULD LIKE TO GO
> TO PASTORAL SCHOOL.
>
> MOREOVER, I AM WILLING TO OFFER YOU 15% OF THE
> TOTAL SUM AS COMPENSATION FOR YOUR EFFORT INPUT AFTER
> THE SUCCESSFUL TRANSFER OF THIS FUND TO YOUR
> NORMINATED ACCOUNT OVERSEAS. YOU MADE TO SEE THE
> SUCCESS OF THIS POSSIBLE TRANSACTION.
>
> FURTHERMORE, YOU CAN INDICATE YOUR OPTION TOWARDS
> ASSISTING ME AS I BELIEVE THAT THIS TRANSACTION WOULD
> BE CONCLUDED WITHIN SEVEN ( 7) WORKING DAYS YOU
> SIGNIFY INTEREST TO ASSIST ME. FOR THE INTEREST OF MY
> MAIL YOU CAN CONTACT MY UNCLE REV. FATHER AUTSINE
> FRANCISE AT BASSAM CATHOLIC CHURCH ABIDJAN-COTE
> D'IVOIRE.
>
> ANTICIPATING TO HEAR FROM YOU SOON.
>
> THANKS AND GOD BLESS YOU.
>
> BEST REGARDS.
>
> STELL NADIS.
>
>
>
>
> ___________________________________________________________
> Do You Yahoo!? -- Une adresse @yahoo.fr gratuite et en frangais !
> Yahoo! Mail : http://fr.mail.yahoo.com
>
--- End quote ---
[ April 03, 2003: Message edited by: Calum: crusader for peace & freedom ]
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