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Bazoukas

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TO ALL MS EMPLOYERS THAT COME HERE
« on: 8 July 2002, 12:30 »
PLEASE HIRE ME. I CAN AS WELL MAKE A CRASH FRIENDLY BROWSER, KERNEL, APPLICATION.

  YES I AM A SOON TO BE BONAFIED PROGRAMER LOOKING FOR A JOB THAT I CAN FUCK UP THINGS AND STILL GET PAYED AND NOT GET FIRED.

  THAT KIND OF JOB WAS AND IS MY CHILDHOOD DREAM!!

thank you and sorry for the tabs i just had to make a good impression.  :D
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lazygamer

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« Reply #1 on: 8 July 2002, 13:27 »
Wait a minute. Isn't it more stressful to actually create un-optimized software? If your programming habits are that bad, you'd have all this trouble getting it to work. Ok it works, now fix the odd major issue here and there without scrapping your shitty code.

Moral of the story? Good code is not only easier on you, it's probably more natural.
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Bazoukas

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« Reply #2 on: 8 July 2002, 13:34 »
shhhhhhhhh dont give out the secrets M$ may actually read it and make their shit good.
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« Reply #3 on: 10 July 2002, 13:04 »
Not likely...
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