If you visit google.com, put 2002 as the search text and click the "I'm feeling lucky" button, you'll be taken to a Microsoft Office webpage :-\.
Other (unobvious) phrases that will take you to Microsoft sites:
http
corporation
zone
support
knowledge
98
97
update
e-mail
email
media
network
patch
internet
piracy
Conclusion:
It's late, and I have too much time on my hands.
