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Gonusto:
http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19960513.html

I'm surprised things haven't already ended up that way.

http://www.ubersoft.net/d/19961107.html

Anybody see the similiarities?


-Gonusto

gerry:
The shape of things to come?Skary

Gonusto:
The part people around here will appreciate is near the end of the joke . . .

 
quote:Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman

A woman had been married four times and was still, well,
'not yet a woman'. Somebody asked her how that could be
possible.

"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian
and he died before we could consummate the marriage."

"The second time I married a soldier and war broke out on
our wedding day."

"The third time I married a MicroSoft Windows programmer
and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me
how good it was going to be."

"The fourth time, I married a computer technician. He'd sit
on the edge of the bed and tell me, "I'll have it up in 30
minutes."
--- End quote ---



-Gonusto

Calum:

quote:Originally posted by Gonusto:


I'm surprised things haven't already ended up that way.

-Gonusto
--- End quote ---


They have.

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