The part people around here will appreciate is near the end of the joke . . .
quote:
Not A Girl, Not Yet A Woman
A woman had been married four times and was still, well,
'not yet a woman'. Somebody asked her how that could be
possible.
"Well," she said. "The first time I married an octogenarian
and he died before we could consummate the marriage."
"The second time I married a soldier and war broke out on
our wedding day."
"The third time I married a MicroSoft Windows programmer
and he just sat on the edge of the bed and kept telling me
how good it was going to be."
"The fourth time, I married a computer technician. He'd sit
on the edge of the bed and tell me, "I'll have it up in 30
minutes."
-Gonusto
