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pkd_lives:
Okay this is not the Monty Python sketch.

However a website (website link not known) has been conducting a survey where anyone can put forward what they think is the funniest joke they ever heard was.

 
quote:There are two hunters walking through the woods.

Suddenly one of them falls down, apparently dead.

The other one gets his mobile phone and calls emergency.

"Hello I think my friend is dead"

The operator replies "Well the first thing to do is to check he really is dead"

So the man walks away and the operator hears a shot.

the man comes back and says "okay he's dead, what next?"  
--- End quote ---


The survey apparently removed several jokes on grounds of PC or good taste.

Zombie9920:
I wouldn't call that the worlds *funniest* joke, but at least the joke is ammusing for a few seconds.

foobar:
You're right Zombie,

pkd, tell me more ! I'm not roflol'ing yet ...

pkd_lives:
Whoops.Didn't explain everything. This was officially announced as the worlds funniest joke, today in Covent Garden, London. I prsonnally don't find it THAT funny.

I prefer.


I want to die happy in my sleep, like my grandad.
Not screaming like the passangers in his car.


Now that is much funnier.

mallowman:
Yes I guess that would be the worlds funniest *clean* joke. Anyone hear of the 6.9 joke?  :D

Honestly I have heard many jokes that have made me roll on the floor laughing and clutching my gut...didn't even twitch reading that.

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