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Calum:
those jokes sucked. sorry.

Fett101:
Interesting. This same thing popped up in another forum I visit often, with the same title and everything...

psyjax:
Hmm I got a variation on the hunting joke:

Two guys are camping in the woods.

One of the guys goes off to take a piss and he runs back with his pants down clutching his crotch and wailing "A ratlesnake bit me on the dick!!! Call a doctor quick!!"

So the other camper pulls out his cell and calls 911 "Help, my friend has been bitten by a poisenous snake!!!" he yells into the phone.

"There is no time to wasted," the operator says "you have to widen the wound and suck the poison out."

The camper hangs up the phone and his friend turns to him "What did the operator say?" asked his friend.

"Sorry mate, the doc. says your gonna die" his friend replies.

[ October 04, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]

sickhumor:

quote:Originally posted by psyjax:
Hmm I got a variation on the hunting joke:

Two guys are camping in the woods.

One of the guys goes off to take a piss and he runs back with his pants down clutching his crotch and wailing "A ratlesnake bit me on the dick!!! Call a doctor quick!!"

So the other camper pulls out his cell and calls 911 "Help, my friend has been bitten by a poisenous snake!!!" he yells into the phone.

"There is no time to wasted," the operator says "you have to widen the wound and suck the poison out."

The camper hangs up the phone and his friend turns to him "What did the operator say?" asked his friend.

"Sorry mate, the doc. says your gonna die" his friend replies.

[ October 04, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]
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hey psyjax

if you ever went camping with a friend and you woke up with a white ring around your mouth would you tell anyone?

Calum:
right.

there's an englishman, and irishman and a scotsman on a plane, and it's about to crash. sadly there's only two parachutes on board. The cowardly pilot (who is of indeterminate nationality) grabs one and out he goes, leaving the 3 guys with only one parachute between them.

The irishman, in a valiant heroic and patriotic gesture of self sacrifice says "What I do now, I do for my country" and throws himself out the plane to fall to his certain doom. The scotsman says in an equally patriotic gesture "What I do now, I do for my country", and he throws the Englishman out.

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