Hmm I got a variation on the hunting joke:
Two guys are camping in the woods.
One of the guys goes off to take a piss and he runs back with his pants down clutching his crotch and wailing "A ratlesnake bit me on the dick!!! Call a doctor quick!!"
So the other camper pulls out his cell and calls 911 "Help, my friend has been bitten by a poisenous snake!!!" he yells into the phone.
"There is no time to wasted," the operator says "you have to widen the wound and suck the poison out."
The camper hangs up the phone and his friend turns to him "What did the operator say?" asked his friend.
"Sorry mate, the doc. says your gonna die" his friend replies.
[ October 04, 2002: Message edited by: psyjax ]