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« on: 19 September 2002, 13:08 »
Go to google.com type in "go to hell" including the quote marks. Then push the I'm Feelin Lucky button.
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« Reply #1 on: 19 September 2002, 13:28 »
Lololol  :D    :D  ! Shit! I can't stop laughing man   :D  !!! Straight to the M$ site! Ahahahahahaha!!!!! Long live Google!!!!!

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« Reply #2 on: 19 September 2002, 15:03 »
Google knows whats up; that shits comedy.

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« Reply #3 on: 19 September 2002, 16:56 »
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« Reply #4 on: 19 September 2002, 16:57 »
oh... wait i spelt it wrong.
when i type it properly i got:
 
quote:

ERROR
The requested URL could not be retrieved

While trying to retrieve the URL: http://www.microsoft.com/

The following error was encountered:

    * Access Denied.

Access control configuration prevents your request from being allowed at this time. Please contact your service provider if you feel this is incorrect.

Your cache administrator is root.
Generated Thu, 19 Sep 2002 00:23:53 GMT by gonarch (Squid/2.4.STABLE6)


my proxy doesnt allow me to go to microsoft
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« Reply #5 on: 19 September 2002, 19:18 »
I tried it on Yahoo, and AOL.com was #5  :D
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« Reply #6 on: 19 September 2002, 20:06 »
What's odd is I found the article on The Register yesterday about that. But yesterday (and still today) when I go to google and type in "go to hell" the first thing on the list is "HELL.COM".  I see nothing M$ related anywhere.

I thought maybe google checked my browser string to see what browser I was using and refined my search based on that as I use konqueror and I do not identify as IE. I also do not allow cookies from google. But then I changed my browser string to IE and still didn't get it. Then I tried in Mozilla and I still don't get it.

I also have M$ blocked at my proxy but that shouldn't cause it not to come up in a google search... still confused on this one...
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« Reply #7 on: 19 September 2002, 21:16 »
Did you put in go to hell? you should put in "go to hell". I found Hell.com without the quotes.

Note the double quotes.

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« Reply #8 on: 19 September 2002, 21:19 »
I found the same as void main. In windows and linux it went to hell.com. Ia lso tried google.co.uk and google.ca
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« Reply #9 on: 19 September 2002, 22:48 »
thats fu@king great. it takes you straight to hell!! kinda makes me want to make a parody religious site about "searching down the wrong path leads us from the path of rightousness to the 'gates' of hell, blah blah blah."
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« Reply #10 on: 19 September 2002, 22:58 »
Ahh! I missed the part about the quotes (") being required. It works when I add the quotes.  Another interesting one I just tried is "the gates of hell" (without the quote marks). About the 7th link down brings you here:

http://egomania.nu/gates.html

 
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« Reply #11 on: 19 September 2002, 23:10 »
/me hits head against wall.
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« Reply #12 on: 20 September 2002, 00:05 »
That "adds up to 666" thing is hilarious. So is the go to hell thing...  :D    :D    :D

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« Reply #13 on: 20 September 2002, 00:29 »
quote:
Originally posted by void main:
Ahh! I missed the part about the quotes (") being required. It works when I add the quotes.  Another interesting one I just tried is "the gates of hell" (without the quote marks). About the 7th link down brings you here:

http://egomania.nu/gates.html

   


at the bottom where is says 'another trick for windows' i couldnt get it to do anything other than give me alternate words. (i didnt actually touch a machine with windows on it though)
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« Reply #14 on: 20 September 2002, 00:52 »
why does it go to microsoft.com?    :confused:      :confused:      :confused:      :confused:      :confused:      :confused:  

 
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1) Go into word for windows.

2) Type 'Unable to get a date' and highlight this text.

3) Go to 'Tools, Language, Set Language' and change to 'English (United States)'.

4) Make sure your text is still highlighted.

5) Go to 'Tools, Language, Thesaurus'.

see what happens?
nothing! what was supposed to happen???

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