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Stryker
Laukev7:
quote:Originally posted by The Merciless Darth Jimmy James:
I'm right now offering discounts. You can get my friendship for only $34.95 for 18 months. I'll also grant you special extras if you sign up now. You'll get a free year of me mooching, and five free fridge raids. I'll ride in your car for ten months, and you can ride in my awesome 1987 Accord twice.
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LOL! :D
[ November 05, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]
[ November 05, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]
Stryker:
quote:Originally posted by M51DPS:
It seems a bit steep to pay $30 just for that, and only for a year too. Are there discounts for lifetime friendship? Also, how much is it extra is it if all your other friends recognize me as there friend too for being associated with you?
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The original price was set to $70 a year but I thought that might be a bit much, so I changed it to $30. I'm not sure about a lifetime fee, I don't know how long my life will be and you might just end up being a pain in the ass you know? As for being friends with my friends, I cannot guarantee you will get their friendship, they might not like you. Usually if I say you're alright you won't have a problem though. We can discuss the details if you are seriously considering the investment.
Laukev7:
Hey, maybe I could start a friends online service! I could advertise my service on TV, and when I become a star, I could subsidise my friendship, make a huge company! I might even be able to clone myself, record myself being friendly, and sell CD's, and create an online iFriends store. Since I don't need any special talent, I could make an infinite profit, AND BECOME RICHER THAN BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!
Hmmm, time to take my ritalin.
Pissed_Macman:
You guys can be my friends for free!!!
But you also must obey my every command.
Stryker:
hey macman, ur ruining my business here... go sell your crap somewhere else ;)
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