Stryker

[Bazoukas]

If I buy your friendship, what does that include?
Do you have a package of "friendship" deals that you offer or what?

[Stryker]

quote:Originally posted by bazoukas:
If I buy your friendship, what does that include?
Do you have a package of "friendship" deals that you offer or what?

If you want something special you'd have to ask seperately. The link in my sig is for standard friendship. You get to call me your friend, and you get to tell everyone that you are my friend. And when I talk to you, I'll be friendly (hence, friendship). If you have an instant messenger, you will also get added to my "friends" list.

You get the comfort of knowing that you and the all glorious john are friends. and that john is slightly happier that he has collected another friend and is no longer broke in the process.

You also get the comfort of knowing that the money I collect from the friendship purchase gets used towards the open source community (my linux distribution). So it's more than just friendship, it's helping out a struggling distro.

Lots of comfort comes from the purchase.

[ November 05, 2003: Message edited by: Stryker ]

[Bazoukas]

lolololo

creative

[M51DPS]

It seems a bit steep to pay $30 just for that, and only for a year too. Are there discounts for lifetime friendship? Also, how much is it extra is it if all your other friends recognize me as there friend too for being associated with you?

[hm_murdock]

I'm right now offering discounts. You can get my friendship for only $34.95 for 18 months. I'll also grant you special extras if you sign up now. You'll get a free year of me mooching, and five free fridge raids. I'll ride in your car for ten months, and you can ride in my awesome 1987 Accord twice.

[Laukev7]

quote:Originally posted by The Merciless Darth Jimmy James:
I'm right now offering discounts. You can get my friendship for only $34.95 for 18 months. I'll also grant you special extras if you sign up now. You'll get a free year of me mooching, and five free fridge raids. I'll ride in your car for ten months, and you can ride in my awesome 1987 Accord twice.

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[ November 05, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

[ November 05, 2003: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

[Stryker]

quote:Originally posted by M51DPS:
It seems a bit steep to pay $30 just for that, and only for a year too. Are there discounts for lifetime friendship? Also, how much is it extra is it if all your other friends recognize me as there friend too for being associated with you?

The original price was set to $70 a year but I thought that might be a bit much, so I changed it to $30. I'm not sure about a lifetime fee, I don't know how long my life will be and you might just end up being a pain in the ass you know? As for being friends with my friends, I cannot guarantee you will get their friendship, they might not like you. Usually if I say you're alright you won't have a problem though. We can discuss the details if you are seriously considering the investment.

[Laukev7]

Hey, maybe I could start a friends online service! I could advertise my service on TV, and when I become a star, I could subsidise my friendship, make a huge company! I might even be able to clone myself, record myself being friendly, and sell CD's, and create an online iFriends store. Since I don't need any special talent, I could make an infinite profit, AND BECOME RICHER THAN BILL GATES!!!!!!!!!

Hmmm, time to take my ritalin.

[Pissed_Macman]

You guys can be my friends for free!!!

But you also must obey my every command.

[Stryker]

hey macman, ur ruining my business here... go sell your crap somewhere else  

[M51DPS]

I think I'll just have my own service. We have no subscription fee, just a charge for every friendship related act. The all new iDavid Friendship Store

[Stilly]

what kind of commands would one have to obey as your friend macman?

[M51DPS]

quote:Originally posted by The Stiller:
what kind of commands would one have to obey as your friend macman?

I'm not sure we should tempt him . . .