there ARE four CHILDREN

[hm_murdock]

Tere are currently four children outside my window yelling and blowing on A DUCK CALL.

Why me? Why must I suffer? What did I do, aside from lose my mind constantly, and on a daily basis, and tell my last g/f that I hoped she died, and then a week later SHE DID.

Why am I so bad?

PS This is real... there really are four brats out there with a DUCK CALL

[Laukev7]

Take out a bullhorn and yell at them to shut up.

[billy_gates]

i have a better idea.  Turn up your speakers really loud and restart your mac.  the startup tone should scare them away.

If you have enough subwoofers you can turn the base all of the way up and try to scare them with raw sound.

[Windows_SuX_@$$]

Run outside Cussing at them and chase them down the street

[Pissed_Macman]

Put blanks into a shot gun and run out of your house firing at them.

[Laukev7]

How about this: turn up your speakers really loud and type lots of cussing words in Simpletext. Then do command+H.

[Stilly]

run out there with a shovel and chase them away, then shake your fist in anger at them

[Zombie9920]

If something like that happened to me I'd load my shotgun with Rock Salt shells(I have a few shells that I emptied the BB's out of and loaded with Rock Salt) and I'd go out there and shoot at least 1 of the disrespectful little bastards in the ass.

As you probably already know, rock salt inside a wound burns like hell. It would teach them not to do stupid shit like that again.

[TheQuirk]

Eat them.

Simple!

[avello500]

go give em a dog wistle. at least you'll get some rest, dont know about the dogs around you tho.
oh i do like the rock salt idea. could use phospherous(sp?). that would burn like hell.

[Stilly]

quote:Originally posted by TheQuirk:
Eat them.

Simple!

if you combine that with my idea, you would get this:

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