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Merry Xmas, you lot.....
1000schnauzers:
Nicholas Was...
older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.
The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.
Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.
He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
(p.s. I take no credit for this story, it's by Neil Gaiman)
[ December 25, 2002: Message edited by: 1000schnauzers ]
Pissed_Macman:
Thank you, you've now ruined christmas.
TheQuirk:
HA HA, JESUS HATES YOU.
cahult:
quote:Originally posted by 1000schnauzers:
Nicholas Was...
older than sin, and his beard could grow no whiter. He wanted to die.
The dwarfish natives of the Arctic caverns did not speak his language, but conversed in their own, twittering tongue, conducted incomprehensible rituals, when they were not actually working in the factories.
Once every year they forced him, sobbing and protesting, into Endless Night. During the journey he would stand near every child in the world, leave one of the dwarves' invisible gifts by its bedside. The children slept, frozen into time.
He envied Prometheus and Loki, Sisyphus and Judas. His punishment was harsher.
Ho.
Ho.
Ho.
--- End quote ---
You
choasforages:
cthulhu bells, cthulhu bells
cthulhu has come for you
citys burning people dieing i hope you are next HEY!!!
cthulhu bells, cthulhu bells
cthulhu has come for you
citys burning people dieing i hope you are next HEY!!!
/*ryhmes in my head close enough..........*/
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