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Master of Reality:
Christmas is that special time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from his grave to feed on the flesh of the living, so we sing him Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.

Fett101:

quote:Originally posted by The Master of Reality / B0b:
Christmas is that special time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from his grave to feed on the flesh of the living, so we sing him Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
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Sweet Zombie Jesus!

cahult:
What would happen to Jesus if he was preaching today?

Get arrested and put in a lunatic asylum?
Be ignored and put in a lunatic asylum?

slave:

quote:Originally posted by cahult:
What would happen to Jesus if he was preaching today?

Get arrested and put in a lunatic asylum?
Be ignored and put in a lunatic asylum?
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No, he'd be given his own TV show, "Crossing Over with Jesus Christ"

xyle_one:
then, as he is saving santa from the iraqis he is shot down. christmas becomes a holiday to remember christ.

Jesus- "Santa...Why?"
Santa- "i just couldnt... i couldnt let him live. he shocked santas balls"

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