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Windows_SuX_@$$

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« on: 4 October 2003, 04:53 »
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: yes?
MSCorpXP: why do you insist on bashing Microsoft operating systems
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: I don't, I don't like them but I can make them stable
MSCorpXP: please stop posting anti Microsoft threads and responses because the future of the world lies within Windows
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Its called FreeDom of speach
MSCorpXP: but you are only confusing people
MSCorpXP: Windows provides comfort and Linux provides trouble and hard use
MSCorpXP: there is no better operating system in the world than Windows
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: no... You haven't used Linux, Most of us use both... and Linux is better , yes XP is comfortable but not worth it
MSCorpXP: Microsoft will soon prove that with the release of code-name Longhorn
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Yes, I know Code longcorn
MSCorpXP: the future belongs to Windows
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: (RIPOFF)
MSCorpXP: because new security features will make Linux and open source unusable
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: no...
MSCorpXP: I believe so
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Why won't you stop telling me this SHIT
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: M$ = Ripoff Bullshit
MSCorpXP: Ok I understand that you have been brainwashed
MSCorpXP: good bye
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Bye fuckshit


I Think he has been brainwashed    :eek:      :eek:      :mad:              

and Also this Convo

MSCorpXP: no my friend, Microsoft provides people with ease of use, comfort, security, technical support, and Microsoft helps the economy
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Go wack off to bill gates pics
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: I can't find the SSH POP3, FTP, or SMTP server software on XP, Where is it? (NoWhere I know windows SUX)
MSCorpXP: you can download SSH for free from their websie
MSCorpXP: or better yet, just do this:
Go to Start Menu, All Programs, Accessories, System Tools and select Command Prompt
Then use the TELNET command
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: my friend is a noob and he doesnt know how to use telnet? Is it that user friendly?
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: NO
MSCorpXP: telnet is used the same way as SSH pretty much
MSCorpXP: telnet address
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: THe SSH Sevrer the one on the site is the 'Client'
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: no answer huh M$ boy?
MSCorpXP: i'm sorry what was the question
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Where can I get the SSH Server for Windows
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: On Knoppix there are like 5 SSH SOftware installed but currently none from windows
MSCorpXP: you can download one
MSCorpXP: search on msn.com for SSH
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: lol, MSN.com (Nice joke)
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: to bad windows doesnt come with everything you need
MSCorpXP: Microsoft will not integrate one into Windows because people will start bitching and suing for the integration
MSCorpXP: because if they do integrate such a product it will be far superior and will crush competition
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Waah whah whah (Sure they can) and M$ Office is free? huh (Openoffice.org Rules)
MSCorpXP: Open Office is very inferior
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: no, it's supirior
MSCorpXP: how so
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: All the same Shit and FREE, Stable, Does a better job, Better shit to add, more fonts that are nice
MSCorpXP: can you name a single (important) feature found in OpenOffice that is not found in Microsoft Office 2003
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Yes, M$ Office 2003 isn't free
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Don't talk to me unless you know WTF your talkin' about
KiDwithIsSuEs 00: Good Bye (Blocking Your Ass)

[ October 03, 2003: Message edited by: KiDwithIsSuEs 00 ]

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« Reply #1 on: 4 October 2003, 06:23 »
Heh. I got an IM too  :D

MSCorpXP: hello
M a n i a man268: hi
MSCorpXP: Please stop making fun of my posts
M a n i a man268: Judging by your aim name, I'm going to assume your "Microsoft Corportation" from Miscrosuck... would I be correct?
MSCorpXP: yes
M a n i a man268: It would help if you didn't post the same posts 500 different times
M a n i a man268: I agree some people are being major asses though
MSCorpXP: I will continue to preach the Windows gospel
MSCorpXP: people must realize that Microsoft Windows is the future
M a n i a man268: When it isn't?
MSCorpXP: it is
M a n i a man268: got proof?
MSCorpXP: yes
MSCorpXP: First paragraph and last four paragraphs of this
I use my hotmail email on here to keep from begin spammed by trolls. If you want my good email address for something then ask... :)


hm_murdock

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« Reply #2 on: 4 October 2003, 06:37 »
yeah. he IM'ed me too...

this is gettin' pretty obsessive
Go the fuck ~

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« Reply #3 on: 4 October 2003, 07:28 »
Thank goodness he didn't message ME, or I would have had to cry!

  :(

Windows_SuX_@$$

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« Reply #4 on: 4 October 2003, 08:10 »
He is a fucking ideot who wastes his time worshipping M$

(If you think otherwise I dont care)
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« Reply #5 on: 4 October 2003, 08:14 »
MSCorpXP: I guess you have to cry now
The Quirk 123: OH NOS!!!%511!
The Quirk 123: U R TEH BIAG MEANIE.
The Quirk 123: :-(
The Quirk 123: :'(
MSCorpXP: Microsoft Windows is the future, not Linux
The Quirk 123: YES GOAT SEAR, I MOST TOTALLY UNDERSANTD TO TEH MACS.
The Quirk 123: THIS IS WHY I BOUGHT A LARGE BOX OF WINDOWS CD-ROMS FROM A SHADY FELLOW.
The Quirk 123: REALIZING LINUX WILL NEVER DO ME ANY GOOD, I INSTALLED WINDOWS OVER AND OVER, UNTIL MY COMPUTER REACHED MICROSOFT-POWERED FUNK.

Laukev7

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« Reply #6 on: 4 October 2003, 08:18 »
Go ahead, MSC. I dare you to IM me.

Windows_SuX_@$$

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« Reply #7 on: 4 October 2003, 08:22 »
[Sarcasm]Yes MSC your right we all need to get Windows its so much better and is the FUTURE[/sarcasm]

  :D      

Don't IM me no more...

EVER
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« Reply #8 on: 4 October 2003, 21:14 »
this is funny. lol
Go the fuck ~

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« Reply #9 on: 4 October 2003, 12:26 »
It is pretty funny, but this guy seriously needs a verbal beatdown.

MSCorpXP: Kiss my linux using ass!! (I'll work on the hex.   )

[ October 04, 2003: Message edited by: MisteR2 ]

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« Reply #10 on: 4 October 2003, 13:49 »
Whats really sad is that he probably wasted a good portion of his life either finding a program to do ascii ==> hex or sat there reading out from a look up table.   :rolleyes:
Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
 -- http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html

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« Reply #11 on: 4 October 2003, 14:12 »
I wasted my time, did that translate to: "KISS M1MUX USIMG ASS!!" ? or did i make a mistake somewhere... i dont understand it.

but yeah, i got a conversation myself.

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« Reply #12 on: 4 October 2003, 14:35 »
Yes, it does.  At least according to regedit
Specifications are for the weak and timid!
You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!

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« Reply #13 on: 4 October 2003, 15:05 »
I say we fuck the dotard
TCPA
DMCA
RIAA
LONGHORN

Mix'them together... What do you get?

A BIG FUCKING PILE OF STEAMING SHIT!!!


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« Reply #14 on: 4 October 2003, 15:07 »
Not really my type.
Specifications are for the weak and timid!
You question the worthiness of my code? I should kill you where you stand!
Indentation?! - I will show you how to indent when I indent your skull!
What is this talk of 'release'? Klingons do not make software 'releases'. Our software 'escapes' leaving a bloody trail of designers and quality assurance people in its wake.
Klingon function calls do not have 'parameters' - they have 'arguments' - and they ALWAYS WIN THEM.
Debugging? Klingons do not debug. Our software does not coddle the weak.
A TRUE Klingon Warrior does not comment on his code!
Klingon software does NOT have BUGS. It has FEATURES, and those features are too sophisticated for a Romulan pig like you to understand.
You cannot truly appreciate Dilbert unless you've read it in the original Klingon.
Our users will know fear and cower before our software! Ship it! Ship it and let them flee like the dogs they are!