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George Carlin
creedon:
quote:Originally posted by VoidMain:
That was the original list. Didn't he add some to it or take some away? Those are the 7 dirty words you couldn't say on TV. I also got a kick out of the ones that weren't banned but sounded like they should be. I can only remember one, "yodeling in the gully". What were some others?
I also really liked his weather reports.
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"You can prick your finger, but you CAN'T finger your prick!"
trc3:
George Carlin is so damn funny, one of the main things I like about him is his strong beliefs on religion and goverment. He basiclly points out how everything is fucked up, on the last one I saw he breaks down the 10 commandments, its hilarious. They play his performances all the time on hbo.
choasforages:
i know, i like the one about prison states. and my dad told me about carlin, and yes, he is still around, and he did have a drug problem
voidmain:
His football vs baseball routine:
http://www.baseball-almanac.com/humor7.shtml
sporkme:
I COULD WATCH RAYMOND SUCKS OFF THE MILKMAN.... YOU KNOW WHAT? I'MN GONNA CLIP MY FUCKIN TOENAILS.
the commandments bit is great
i have a few of his specials on tape.... the one where he shows the picture of his dog fucking his cat is unbelievable
he plays a catholic bishop in the movie dogma... he is a trip in that and in jay and silent bob strike back
he reminds me of my french teacher, only funny instead of creul
i also like dennis leary
"i drive real slow, in the ultra fas lane, while people behind me are going insane....
i park my car in handicapped spaces, while handicapped people make handicapped faces"
thats pretty tame for leary but you get the idea. thats from his song "i'm an asshole" he performed it before his comedy special
he is on comedy central channel, hosting contest searchlight
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