Enjoy this INCREDIBLY moronic feedback e-mail.

[CommonSense]

quote:Originally posted by psyjax:
Im eagerly awaiting the reply Webmaster, have you forgoten? I know your busy but comeon throw us a bone pleeeeeeeez    .

I know, I know.  I'm still working on the next update to the site (I tend to try and do several parts of the site at once, rather than update it piecemeal).  It should be up within a week, along with (FINALLY) a brand-new feature article that explains why M$ sucks for newbies (since many people have written in asking me "what exactly is so bad about Microsoft?").

Stay tuned . . .

[sEkToR]

i dont like dumb ppl

[psyjax]

quote:Originally posted by sEkToR:
i dont like dumb ppl

WOW SekTOR you have been dredging up some WAY WAY old topics!

Anyway...

Webman, were is the reply to that e-mail?  

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That was great. Does this guy drive a Ford Pinto because "Everyone has a Ford, therefore they're the best. Those Bently's suck."

[Kintaro]

My simple words (From gDict):
 

quote:
Troll Troll, n. Icel. troll. Cf. Droll, Trull. (Scand.
   Myth.)
   A supernatural being, often represented as of diminutive
   size, but sometimes as a giant, and fabled to inhabit caves,
   hills, and like places; a witch.

   Troll flower. (Bot.) Same as Globeflower
   (a) .

Troll Troll, v. i.
   1. To roll; to run about; to move around; as, to troll in a
      coach and six.

   2. To move rapidly; to wag. --F. Beaumont.

   3. To take part in trolling a song.

   4. To fish with a rod whose line runs on a reel; also, to
      fish by drawing the hook through the water.

            Their young men . . . trolled along the brooks that
            abounded in fish.                     --Bancroft.

Troll Troll, v. t. imp. & p. p. Trolled; p. pr. & vb. n.
   Trolling. OE. trollen to roll, F. tr^oler, Of. troller
   to drag about, to ramble; probably of Teutonic origin; cf. G.
   trollen to roll, ramble, sich trollen to be gone; or perhaps
   for trotler, fr. F. trotter to trot (cf. Trot.). Cf.
   Trawl.
   1. To move circularly or volubly; to roll; to turn.

            To dress and troll the tongue, and roll the eye.
                                                  --Milton.

   2. To send about; to circulate, as a vessel in drinking.

            Then doth she troll to the bowl.      --Gammer
                                                  Gurton's
                                                  Needle.

            Troll the brown bowl.                 --Sir W.
                                                  Scott.

   3. To sing the parts of in succession, as of a round, a
      catch, and the like; also, to sing loudly or freely.

            Will you troll the catch ?            --Shak.

            His sonnets charmed the attentive crowd, By
            wide-mouthed mortaltrolled aloud.     --Hudibras.

   4. To angle for with a trolling line, or with a book drawn
      along the surface of the water; hence, to allure.

   5. To fish in; to seek to catch fish from.

            With patient angle trolls the finny deep.
                                                  --Goldsmith.

Troll Troll, n.
   1. The act of moving round; routine; repetition. --Burke.

   2. A song the parts of which are sung in succession; a catch;
      a round.

            Thence the catch and troll, while ``Laughter,
            holding both his sides,'' sheds tears to song and
            ballad pathetic on the woes of married life. --Prof.
                                                  Wilson.

   3. A trolley.

   Troll plate (Mach.), a rotative disk with spiral ribs or
      grooves, by which several pieces, as the jaws of a chuck,
      can be brought together or spread radially.

[ May 15, 2002: Message edited by: X11 ]