Discordianism: The new alternative!

[Master of Reality]

Bob is Fun, Bob is good, you will join Bob, We are all Bob.

[ June 30, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

[choasforages]

hmmm, time to bump the wierdness up a noch,

I AM THE GOD OF CHAOS,
ENTROPY SERVES MY CUASE
YOU SHALL BOW UNTO ME
ANARCHY SHALL RUN RAMPENT
AND CITY'S SHALL BURN
IN MY WAKE,
THE BLOOD OF INOCENT SPREAD
TO SERVE MY CUASE

/*hmmmmmm, that doesn't sound half bad, wait, thats sounds like what would happen if microsoft were to controll religion too.*/

[ July 01, 2002: Message edited by: choasforages ]

[Kintaro]

quote:Originally posted by Refalm:
BOB --> Have to eat hamsters
Principia Discordia --> Have to eat hot dogs

So I don't think I'll join both    

You dont have to eat hamsters only to worship... But alcohol has a simlar effect!

[choasforages]

hey X11, your only 14 right???, what kinda laws do they have over there, or is this a less then legal approach

[Calum]

there would be a minor law against hamster eating.

Also providing alcohol to X11 is illegal, so theoretically it is impossible for him to get any... it isn't illegal for him to drink it if he does get some though. Ah yes, the loophole is that he is allowed to drink alcohol in public if he is eating a meal in a licensed premises with people who are 18 years old or older, also he is allowed to drink alcohol in private at any age if his parents give him it. However, they may be breaking other laws about being responsible parents if they do so (however they may not, depends on the individual case).

[choasforages]

damn, it is like totally illegal for me to like touch the fire water over here. damn laws.

[Calum]

[back on topic] Why not join a religion that has alcohol as part of its doctrine? Rastafarians can smoke ganja (here anyway) legally (in private) since it's part of their religion.

Actually, alcohol's shit, smoke dope if you want to get wasted on something that bad. (i don't advocate that btw)

The most similar drug to alcohol on a chemical level is heroin and alcohol causes more deaths than any other drug, by a factor of several thousand.

Finally, the least number of fatalities ever to be attached to one type of drug is a figure of two fatalities from cannabis (documented ones anyway) and both of those guys were crushed to death by bales of marijuana...

[Master of Reality]

that is totally why they should legalize weed. And even if someone drives while high.. think about it, they will be sitting in the car going 20 KPH saying, "holy shit!! we're flying done this road, dammit, i gotta slow down!!"

[Kintaro]

Urm calum, its legal if anyone drinks in public (parks and so on period) on australia. Also its illegal to drink at resturants under 18. I can legally drink at my house or a mates place. Even if only i am there. (They had oinkers come to my school to explain it to everyone) anyway FUCK THE LAW. Theres a bakery near me that makes nice doughnuts so they have other affairs on there hands.

[Master of Reality]

I must say that discordia does have a informative guide to being a cultist: http://www.kbuxton.com/discordia/cultist.html

[Calum]

that is a good list right enough! it should fit right into Bobbism!

while we're on the subject of religion, i am reminded that i need to write an essay on discordianism for my new site. Aaron, can you maybe pm me the best page to link to re: discordianism and some pointers for what's best to include in such an essay? (and while i'm at it, i may as well pimp said site, the link is in my signature, go and post in the forums and make my day, eh? ta...    )

[Aaron Ni]

Ca clunk, the thread's brought back from the grave!

And MoR, I really think your going a bit far and taking your "Bob" crap to seriously.  This is all in jest and humor!  Be happy, merry and gay!  

Hell, maybe I'll post my site's new private section for public use when it's completed.

Just what that had to do with the topic is unknown... but I am Off-Topic man!

[choasforages]

probably not, then agian, if any cult gives you fruit punch, beware

[Calum]

well, while i was researching the article about discordianism (which can be found here) i found this page here! is this serious do you think? or is it more 'lunix' stuff?

what do you think, aaron? and others?

[Master of Reality]

ahh, the truth finally comes out about Discordianism. Where could you find a website like this about Bob?? No where. (and of course there is none about Integrational Polytheism because it is a serious religion). This is just proof that the world is finally coming to its sense about Discordianism. Yes this discordianism thing is evil and horrible it will brainwash you wihtout telling you, it will destroy you. What kind of cult doesnt allow the eating of hot dog buns? Sounds like a facist cult of dictators and rules. This is not the key to living together, this is the formula for destruction!! Be wary of Discordianism it will start wars, embiggen discrimination, there will be destruction and hatred, the cromulent peace forces will be enthronged in wars of hatred and violence. This discordianism must end!! it will destroy us all!

thanks for the link Calum, it will be perfect for the Bob Hub.

[ August 22, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]