-penis-
rumpleforeskin
pink torpeado
wang
pecker
long-dong silver
piss pump
Johnson
Trouser Snake
Sex Pistol
Purple-Helmeted Warrior
ding-dong
-masturbation-
choking the chicken
choking the bishop
mashing the bishop
shaving the carrot
self service
wanking it
spanking it
jackin it
big date with rosy palmer
flog the hog
milking the bull
-and for a star trek twist-
working the transporter beam
chekov