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or baseball hats?
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« Reply #1 on: 20 July 2002, 00:55 »
Honestly, I haven't even gone to look yet. But I'm a bit nervous about walking around with visible profanity. Some countries are pretty strict about dress code.

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« Reply #2 on: 20 July 2002, 01:52 »
People are buying the stuff, but not nearly as much as they used to.  My profit check for the month of May (Cafe Press sends them 1.5 months later, after the 30-day return period has ended) was a piddly $42.00.  This is down from a peak of $210 or so one month last year.  This ain't good when you don't have a job.

I'm going to put some stuff online shortly with the new logo.  New items, too -- like stainless steel travel mugs and such.  Hopefully that'll inject some life into this dead-ass store.

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« Reply #3 on: 20 July 2002, 02:31 »
hey, how about a shirt without the work "FUCK" on it. even in reverse my dad won't let me but one, but if it had, say the MES logo on it it, and maybe say,   "Free your mind, and your OS will follow" stuff, i could get a shirt. i think that a lot of people would be able to buy more.
id rather be on fire then use windoze

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« Reply #4 on: 20 July 2002, 03:09 »
shot glasses or whiskey flask

bill gates bobbleheads wearing fms t shirt

bill gates blow up sex doll... o wait, not that.

red ranger software dart board

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« Reply #5 on: 20 July 2002, 08:40 »
i feel honored. ZE webmaster him self replied to my post :-D

   But anyway....i will buy a T-shirt when i get my paycheck at the end of the month.

 But...i believe you should also have a logo (just a stupid example:having a Unix/Linux logo with a Strong punchline against MS) with out profanity.

   Logos that would say Fuck M$ but it would take some thought to figure it out.

some examples:
Linux - It is now safe to turn on your computer.

Linux: Because rebooting is for adding new hardware

Microsoft does have a Y2K problem... it's called Linux!

Microsoft Zen - Become one with the blue screen.


 I think people would start byuing more T-shirt with logos like these because they can wear them outside and not be embaresed.
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« Reply #6 on: 20 July 2002, 21:33 »
But you have to understand that Webmaster is more pro-Mac and anti-M$ than pro-Linux.  anti-M$ is the best message.
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« Reply #7 on: 20 July 2002, 11:11 »
howabout

UNIX, beating windows before windows was windows

or

LIVE FREE OR DIE
UNIX
/*ive seen this shirt before, but i think it's pretty cool*/

maybe even

DIE WINDIOD'S

or this one

windows, its a real mind killer

youll like this one

obscurity is not security

or maybe a shirt with the windows cement edition pictors, or maybe a picture of the windows logo on fire or something. hhahahaha, maybe even the little FreeBSD deamaen with billgate's head on the pitchfork/ but the person that own the copywrite him might not like that, he bitched about a picture of the deamon blowtorching a solarise logo once, then again, there still is the windowmaker desktop of tux getting fucked by the deamon/*sick shit right*/
id rather be on fire then use windoze

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« Reply #8 on: 20 July 2002, 11:56 »
hmmm.... i think VoidMan has a very Valid point there.
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« Reply #9 on: 20 July 2002, 13:34 »
How about some toilet paper with the Micr$oft logo on it?


I like the shot glass idea.  How about those "Beer Jacket" things?

Or, how about a big 24/36oz. freezable beermug with the FuckMicrosoft.com logo, so I can load three at one time, keep em cold while I am working, and not have to get up to go to the refrigerator every fifteeen minutes when I need another?

And about that Blow-up Bill Gates sex-doll, that might not be that bad of an idea.  Just make ten of them, inflate the price by 200% (in true M$ fashion), and as soon as Windows XP Cocksucker #54353343424342452545 sees them on the page, I guarentee you that he will buy all ten.  After all, this is a fucking moron who payed $300 for a piece of shit operating system, so why not? He'll probably rag-out all ten of them in a matter of weeks, so he'll be back for more.  Supply and demand....there ya go!  The basis of all successfull economics requires that you recognize these things....

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« Reply #10 on: 21 July 2002, 10:14 »
quote:
How about some toilet paper with the Micr$oft logo on it?


I like the shot glass idea. How about those "Beer Jacket" things?



All of these are great ideas, i especially like the toilet paper.  If the wemaster does make these, it would be cool to go to public restrooms and switch the paper in the stall's.  You know when people are droppin a fatty they will have a big m$ logo in their face, making them forever think of crap when they see a m$ logo...

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« Reply #11 on: 21 July 2002, 13:06 »
fatty, in my neighber hood, that is a big joint, not a peice of shit/*it just sounds like your using the wrong words here, maybe not*/


thats the one thing i think ive not seen, rolling papers with tux on them.
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« Reply #12 on: 22 July 2002, 01:26 »
i love the TP idea

i got my grandpa some osama bin laden TP for fathers day
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« Reply #13 on: 23 July 2002, 03:00 »
i reckon fuckmicrosoft.com skins would be good (for those of you who like to roll a big "fatty") (that's a joint to us normal folks...)
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« Reply #14 on: 23 July 2002, 03:18 »
quote:
 i reckon fuckmicrosoft.com skins would be good (for those of you who like to roll a big "fatty") (that's a joint to us normal folks...)


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