How about some toilet paper with the Micr$oft logo on it?
I like the shot glass idea. How about those "Beer Jacket" things?
Or, how about a big 24/36oz. freezable beermug with the FuckMicrosoft.com logo, so I can load three at one time, keep em cold while I am working, and not have to get up to go to the refrigerator every fifteeen minutes when I need another?
And about that Blow-up Bill Gates sex-doll, that might not be that bad of an idea. Just make ten of them, inflate the price by 200% (in true M$ fashion), and as soon as Windows XP Cocksucker #54353343424342452545 sees them on the page, I guarentee you that he will buy all ten. After all, this is a fucking moron who payed $300 for a piece of shit operating system, so why not? He'll probably rag-out all ten of them in a matter of weeks, so he'll be back for more. Supply and demand....there ya go! The basis of all successfull economics requires that you recognize these things....
[ July 20, 2002: Message edited by: LorKorub / BOB ]