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« on: 30 January 2004, 06:22 »
i got this off another forum.  very interesting i must say.

proof
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« Reply #1 on: 30 January 2004, 06:38 »
Sorry to have to this but...

This is almost as old as me!!!!

(And this has been posted here before, among them by me.)

BTW, it doesn
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« Reply #2 on: 30 January 2004, 06:48 »
damn!! am i the only one that this was new to? that sucks!  :(
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« Reply #3 on: 31 January 2004, 06:14 »
Don't worry, good sir.  We're all new to anti-MS websites at some point.  :D
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« Reply #4 on: 31 January 2004, 18:09 »
quote:
Sorry to have to this but...


sorry to have to what? that's not a sentence... there's no verb
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« Reply #5 on: 31 January 2004, 19:50 »
quote:
Originally posted by jimmyjames.sytes.net:


sorry to have to what? that's not a sentence... there's no verb



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« Reply #6 on: 1 February 2004, 00:31 »
quote:
Originally posted by cahult:


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« Reply #7 on: 1 February 2004, 01:39 »
Yes, but nitpicking at a respected member's slight accidental error is also infuriating.
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« Reply #8 on: 1 February 2004, 17:22 »
The magnitude of Tux's sentence makes it quite hard to comprehend.

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« Reply #9 on: 5 February 2004, 21:09 »
*bitches at commander for posting old stuff*

I had to do it.

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« Reply #10 on: 7 February 2004, 02:21 »
quote:
Originally posted by Tux:
Yes, but nitpicking at a respected member's slight accidental error is also infuriating.


on that note....

 
quote:
Sorry to have to this but...


is "have" not a verb?

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« Reply #11 on: 7 February 2004, 04:32 »
What he *should* have said was "Sorry to have to do this but..."
So in that sentence, "do" is the verb.
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« Reply #12 on: 8 February 2004, 02:35 »
quote:
What he *should* have said was "Sorry to have to do this but..."
So in that sentence, "do" is the verb.


however, even the above would not be a sentence, now would it? (hint: the conjunction on the end gives it away :-p )


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