No no, having sex with actual horses and shit isn't fun. What's fun are human-animal hybrids. Too bad none have been invented yet. Maybe I should consider switching my major from computer science to genetic engineering. It could solve all the world's problems. People would actually pay you to "milk the cows" if you know what I mean. You know, with those suction cup things you put on their tits. Heh heh. Of course then the farming industry would be overrun with perverts, just like it was in the 40's.
Did I mention I'm totally insane?
