If'n ye don't wanna be walkin' the bleedin' plank!
This here be a good thread for all the members of this here forum that want to talk like pirates! Yar!
I suggest, fer yer own safety, that ye discuss real issues here, but with'n yer best pirate dialect, or I'll be runnin' ye through with me cutlass, ye lubber!
Oh, and another thing. I suggest to all ye black'earts that seem t' think that humor is "pointless" or that this here thread be "goin' nowhere"... ye can take a long, long walk off of a short dock, and join Davey Jones fer tea! ARRRGH!