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Mr Smith

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« on: 22 January 2003, 04:53 »
Microsoft Dildo has detected an invalid penetration fault in MSdick.dll. Please remove all MSdicks and reboot.    

  Microsoft Dildo is currently busy, or has become unstable waiting for a climax operation to complete. You can have a cigarette while waiting or press CTRL-ALT-SUCK to reboot.    

 Microsoft Dildo is currently not your default dildo.  Would you like to make it your default dildo?  Y/N    

 LINUX DILDO v9.5:  Linux dildo is now loaded and fully functional.  Linux didlo is now ready to satisfy you and ALL of your friends simultaneously.
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War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things. The decayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. The person who has nothing for which he is willing to fight, nothing which is more important than his own personal safety, is a miserable creature and has no chance of being free unless made and kept so by the exertions of better men than himself.
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choasforages

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« Reply #1 on: 22 January 2003, 05:05 »
ummm, unless
A, are a chick
B, using one on a chick

you do not need a dildo. however it is a good point, what about drm, does it stop when you are masterbating to a copyrighted technique?
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x86: a hack on a hack of a hackway
alpha, hewlett packed it A-way
ppc: the fruity way
mips: the graphical way
sparc: the sunny way
4:20.....forget the DMCA for a while!!!

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« Reply #2 on: 22 January 2003, 05:52 »
New from Apple:

The all-new 12" iDildo--the world's most compact full-featured sex toy.

or

The world's first 17" sex toy, miraculously engineered into a stunning 1" thin package.
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Kintaro

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« Reply #3 on: 22 January 2003, 06:30 »
"The bad thing about macs is the users."
-John Tate

 ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 22 January 2003, 08:05 »
"The bad thing about Linux is just one of its users: X11."
-Macman



[ January 21, 2003: Message edited by: Macman: dumb retart ]

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xyle_one

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« Reply #5 on: 22 January 2003, 08:34 »
quote:
Originally posted by X11: Doing YA MUM:
"The bad thing about macs is the users."
-John Tate

  ;)  

i think we have a new candidate for biggest douche in the universe  :D
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« Reply #6 on: 22 January 2003, 12:16 »
quote:
Originally posted by Xyle: iGeek...:

i think we have a new candidate for biggest douche in the universe   :D  


agreed
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