Author Topic: Warning : Windows XPEE cd's unsafe  (Read 461 times)

smokey

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Warning : Windows XPEE cd's unsafe
« on: 13 August 2002, 16:39 »
This is a warning to everyone who has ever decided XP sucked and started to use aquired    xp cd's as coasters. This is quite fatal as the cd has been known to inject fluids into your drink that will result in brain mutation - you will become a slave to microserf. XP user is one such case - one two many uses of the xp coaster and now look what he has become. There is a known cure - throw them out and either download or buy a linux cd. You will immediately feel better - even if you can't get it working properly.
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Warning : Windows XPEE cd's unsafe
« Reply #1 on: 14 August 2002, 07:07 »
burning windows xp cd's release fumes that bring a person to a sense of elation, of euphoria, of satisfaction with the deed.  it becomes an addiction.

this message brought to you as a pubic smurfice announcement from the coalition for the advancement of baby-shaking, the defamation of women in politics, and the promotion of feces-tossing.
just that you do not take an interest in politics does not mean that politics will not take an interest in you.  -pericles 430 b.c.

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Warning : Windows XPEE cd's unsafe
« Reply #2 on: 14 August 2002, 07:27 »
wa-hoo!!!! feces tossing!!!!
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