I like that.
Also, even though it would require getting the rights via the Rich Imbeciles and Assholes of America, do a TV spot with a hard rock, almost punk version of "Blowing In The Wind".
Show windows crashing, and then show Linux, Mac OS, et cetera. and it running perfectly. show screenshots of windoze product activation, and cops showing up at someone's house while they're installing xp.
How many times must the system go down (show crashes and BSODS)
Before you can call it a flop? (show people looking shocked and disgusted)
How many viruses must your box have (show magazine and newspaper articles about viruses)
Before you can call it sick? (show norton AV running)
And how many years must the four-color-flag fly (show Windows logo)
Before we can all move ahead? (show an XP CD being shot and exploding)
The answer my friend (show quick screenshots of LInux, intermixed with LInus and Tux)
Is blowing in the wind (Mac OS X and the Apple logo)
The answer is blowing in the wind. (Organization name, logo, and slogan in white on a black b/g)