What if GOD was Microsoft ?

[ROOK]

- The sun would need to be "rebooted" every NOON
- The dinosaurs would have been wiped out by a BSOD
- We'd need to re-install our genetic sequence every 3 months
- All churches/mosques/sinagogues/temples would need to sign an NDA before being able to view the text of the "bible"
- The devil would be out of business since "God" would have swiped the intellectual property for evil long ago.
- The pope would be a lawyer
- We'd all bust out nerf pads at sunrise and pray to Redmond
- Our holy symbol would be a the $
- When you die your soul turns into bits (if you've been good) and gets incorporated into Windows code
- When you die your soul turns into bits (if you've been bad) and gets incorporated into the Linux kernel
- The anti-christ is "born of the penguin"
- Jesus would have been using Windows XP (instead of Linux)
- Mohammed would have been using Windows XP (instead of FreeBSD)
- Abraham would have said "fuck it" and stuck with pen & paper
- You'd have to pay for an "upgrade" to be born and to die
- The human brain would contain 400 trillion neurons but only 4 of them would actually do anything useful
- GREED would NOT be one of the "Seven deadly sins"
- The "bible" would be full of pictures (and no text)
- Al Gore would have REALLY invented the Internet
- We'd all be convinced that NetBUEI was a REALLY cool protocol

Heeheee

ROOK
"God, please save me from your followers!"

[Pissed_Macman]

This is older than this guy:

[Kintaro]

Oh my god that was lame.

[Mistshadow]

I'm waiting to hear that M$ is suing God.

[Great_Satan]

Microsoft employees and their children would blow you up.

http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/43034/pics/plokiddies.jpg

Edit: replaced by a link. And xeen is right, this picture is getting old.

[ January 23, 2004: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

[Xeen]

You son of a bitch. You've posted that picture like 10 times already, and AGAIN its in an unrelated thread.

Someone please delete that post and any replies it gets (including this one).

[Laukev7]

Sorry, xeen, but Great_Satan was on topic, since this thread is about God. I will replace the picture by a link, but the post stays.

[Canadian Lover]

quote:Originally posted by Great_Satan:
Microsoft employees and their children would blow you up.

http://home.ripway.com/2003-12/43034/pics/plokiddies.jpg

Edit: replaced by a link. And xeen is right, this picture is getting old.

[ January 23, 2004: Message edited by: Laukev7 ]

fucking trolls

[hm_murdock]

like you canadior... or should I say Izumi

or SHOULD I SAY WINDOWS RULEZZ

cumsucker

[Uipe]

"Thank god I am an Athiest"

[Canadian Lover]

quote:Originally posted by Jimmy don't give a shit about MS:
like you canadior... or should I say Izumi


cumsucker

THIS IS NOT ERUDITION! witch is why im spending time here. To try to forget the tragity

[Stilly]

well what about windows rulezzz, that was here

[Canadian Lover]

quote:Originally posted by The Stiller:
well what about windows rulezzz, that was here

that's motherfucking old. Angrey at me? look at ex eleveven (no offence by the way, x11)

[Stilly]

quote:Originally posted by Canadian Lover: gone:


that's motherfucking old. Angrey at me? look at ex eleveven (no offence by the way, x11)

so, you still trolled here twice

[ January 23, 2004: Message edited by: The Stiller ]

[Canadian Lover]

quote:The Stiller: so, you still trolled here twice

X11 used these terms that are worse than mine

• art fag
• nigger
• [when he impersonated ecsyle] I want my mummy to change the sheets of my bed agian as i pissed my bed

as for trolling twice, He trolled longer. an what do you mean twice IS EVERYONE HERE MAD? CAN'T THEY SEE THAT ERUDITION AND THE MES ARE TWO SEPRATE   FORUMS???

[ January 24, 2004: Message edited by: Canadian Lover: gone ]

Refalm: Content Edit. Not fixing spellingserrors here, just some weird HTML characters  :confused:

[ January 24, 2004: Message edited by: Refalm ]