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« on: 26 March 2003, 11:19 »
Okay... if you'll gently look to the left, you'll observe that this is my first post.  I begging for help.

I've been slandered.  Slandered by a dork in my company's tech shop (i believe... no hard proof yet).  This is very serious and there are multiple people that have been dragged into it and could very easily lose our jobs.

I realize that none of you know me.  Therefore, you have no loyalty to me.  However, for those that have a little time and feel like putting their "expertise" to work.  I have the IP of the person that posted this slanderous material.

If you would like to help me out.  PM me and I'll PM you back, with the IP of the person that posted this message.  I also have a working e-mail address, however I'm not sure if it's theirs.  It's just the one listed with the post.

or at the very least, give me some ideas of what i can do...

Ultimately, I would like to nail down exactly who this was that did this.  I have a good idea of who it was.  But I have no proof.  I need proof.  Because not only will this person be "dealt with" electronically.  There might be a Rugby team involved.  No really... there's a Rugby team that I'm sure will have an interest.

Anways... you'll hear more from me later.  I'll be around.  And you'll hear from me sooner if you PM me.

Thanks much...
mr moloko
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« Reply #1 on: 26 March 2003, 13:34 »
maybe people would feel more personally involved (and inclined to help) if you would provide more details. just a thought. good luck by the way and i hope you don't lose your job!
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« Reply #2 on: 26 March 2003, 13:42 »
We are not private investigators.

Go away please, loose your job if you have to.
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« Reply #3 on: 26 March 2003, 13:56 »
good point.

i am interested to know why you are not out looking for another job rather than trying to keep hold of one which obviously doesn't value you as an employee.
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« Reply #4 on: 26 March 2003, 14:48 »
I am after a personal sex slave, if you are good in that area give me a ring.
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« Reply #5 on: 27 March 2003, 02:25 »
quote:
Originally posted by Food:
I am after a personal sex slave, if you are good in that area give me a ring.


That's gross man, he's a guy.

Why would we possibly want his IP? Are you asking someone to do something to his machine? I'm pretty sure that that is illegal in almost every country this site is viewed from. You want us to verify a name, that's gathering unauthorized information from a machine. which again, is illegal.

what do you want?
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« Reply #6 on: 27 March 2003, 02:33 »
quote:
Originally posted by Food:
I am after a personal sex slave, if you are good in that area give me a ring.


X11 can only find kangaroos who will put out for him but the ones in Autralia have nice asses I hear, and give great backrubs.
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« Reply #7 on: 27 March 2003, 03:07 »
You should just quit your job and climb mountains forever. That's what the guy on the deodorant commercial did and it worked out for him.
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« Reply #8 on: 27 March 2003, 03:32 »
Ok... If you truly want our help, you'll have to
do the following in order to get our serious attention:

1: Write that IP down, roll it up and shove it straight up your candy ass. Then do it again and again.

2: Slay Billgatus of Borg, shit the IP down Ballmer's throat, then make them both find your friend and kill him.

3: Go away and don't come back.

Any questions?
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« Reply #9 on: 27 March 2003, 04:44 »
We're such a friendly community.
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« Reply #10 on: 27 March 2003, 11:10 »
Ahhhhh but of course.

Of course you would be all knowing and oh so witty.

I should've know that "fuck Microsoft" would've led to minds as wide open as you all are tight assed.

This was a mistake.  I'll never come here again.

1. Because I don't watch as much Star Trek as all of you.
2. I'll never use a graphic that puts a "Star Wars" twist on a computer operating system.  May the source be with you... pshh
3. I implied nothing in my post.  Did I want you to do something to someone's computer?  You should've PM'd me.  Did I want you to gather some secret dork information, like whether or not the proper ports were open on his computer for me to telnet to?  Should've PM'd me.

Maybe what I'll do is drop one of your "suhhhhweet" non-microsoft machines with all that RAM, 4 Hard Drives and some 2GHz Intel processor (yeah, fuck microsoft but bend over for Intel) on this guys head.

I suppose all this will come down to an aluminum bat and a really bad credit report.

Oh yeah, and for the dork that made the comment about X11 and a kangaroo or something.  Nice try.  Why don't you go fix a router and come back with some wit after you get over your social ineptitude by eating lunch in the breakroom instead of your cubicle.
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« Reply #11 on: 27 March 2003, 12:52 »
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Originally posted by Linux User #5225982375:


X11 can only find kangaroos who will put out for him but the ones in Autralia have nice asses I hear, and give great backrubs.


No im the one who has a nice ass and gives backrubs, when did <i>he</i> say he is a guy?
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« Reply #12 on: 27 March 2003, 12:53 »
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Originally posted by Mr Moloko:
Ahhhhh but of course.

Of course you would be all knowing and oh so witty.

I should've know that "fuck Microsoft" would've led to minds as wide open as you all are tight assed.

This was a mistake.  I'll never come here again.

1. Because I don't watch as much Star Trek as all of you.
2. I'll never use a graphic that puts a "Star Wars" twist on a computer operating system.  May the source be with you... pshh
3. I implied nothing in my post.  Did I want you to do something to someone's computer?  You should've PM'd me.  Did I want you to gather some secret dork information, like whether or not the proper ports were open on his computer for me to telnet to?  Should've PM'd me.

Maybe what I'll do is drop one of your "suhhhhweet" non-microsoft machines with all that RAM, 4 Hard Drives and some 2GHz Intel processor (yeah, fuck microsoft but bend over for Intel) on this guys head.

I suppose all this will come down to an aluminum bat and a really bad credit report.

Oh yeah, and for the dork that made the comment about X11 and a kangaroo or something.  Nice try.  Why don't you go fix a router and come back with some wit after you get over your social ineptitude by eating lunch in the breakroom instead of your cubicle.


YAY!!! HE IS GONE!!!
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« Reply #13 on: 27 March 2003, 13:08 »
Well, see... I'm not totally gone.

Why leave when I've got a livewire of a thread going.  Now I'm pissed to, because my situation has heightened.

So to Food:
- Nice use of bandwidth.  Especially quoting my entire post, all to merely type in caps "YAY!!! HE IS GONE!!"

Why don't you go hop on your Everquest server and kill some rhino beetles or something.  Or better yet, IM all your friends to read my thread and make fun of me.  I'm sure you'd all be able to come up with really good stuff like "Oh man, I bet that guy doesn't even know what X11 is."

Why don't you go roll around with some kangaroos?  Or better yet, hang yourself with some Cat5... the human gene pool is bad enough.
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« Reply #14 on: 27 March 2003, 13:28 »
What is your problem, for a start we do not care about your little issues, if you told us more we would help. But because this is probably some attempt to "h4x0r" your friend we dont care.

There are courtrooms for this kind of thing, and this is not a courtroom.
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