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Canadian Lover

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« on: 25 January 2004, 00:37 »
stolen right from microsoft:
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« Reply #1 on: 25 January 2004, 00:49 »
OMG that's such a fresh joke.
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« Reply #2 on: 25 January 2004, 03:39 »
:rolleyes:  This joke has been around since Windows 95, just modified a bit each time.
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« Reply #3 on: 25 January 2004, 21:10 »
But still pretty interesting..
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« Reply #4 on: 25 January 2004, 15:33 »
zeh. not really
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« Reply #5 on: 26 January 2004, 18:56 »
It cant be the real code, Microsoft wrote windows in paint.
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« Reply #6 on: 27 January 2004, 04:00 »
I thought it was written in crayon on paper towels by 2 year olds...but what do I know
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« Reply #7 on: 27 January 2004, 04:20 »
Bunch of monkeys chained to typewriters.
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« Reply #8 on: 6 February 2004, 03:58 »
Methinks this would be better moved to the lounge.
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« Reply #9 on: 8 February 2004, 13:59 »
I agree, request granted.
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« Reply #10 on: 8 February 2004, 16:03 »
quote:
Originally posted by X11: ILL CAP YO ASS.:
It cant be the real code, Microsoft wrote windows in paint.


What did they use to write paint?  
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« Reply #11 on: 8 February 2004, 17:03 »
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Originally posted by cahult:


What did they use to write paint?      


A BBC Micro
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« Reply #12 on: 8 February 2004, 22:08 »
Maybe old but i still like it
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« Reply #13 on: 8 February 2004, 23:26 »
here's another version:
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« Reply #14 on: 9 February 2004, 00:02 »
Now you see that ones kinda amusing.
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