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« on: 9 January 2004, 00:39 »
http://groups.msn.com/microsoftrules/general.msnw?action=get_message&mview=0&ID_Message=7&LastModified=4675420531037239457


On second thought, I don't know whether to laugh or to cry because idiots like this exist.

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« Reply #1 on: 9 January 2004, 01:18 »
That is so sad. I am very tempted to sign up and support linux. but i am lazy and tired so i dont think its happening.
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« Reply #2 on: 9 January 2004, 06:20 »
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RICK!!!!!!!
 
In the name of Bill Gates, why did you let the linuxers free on your community???
 
This is going to be the shame of the Bill Gates Fan Network!
 
I cannot hunt the flamers over every community...
 
By the way, you are right debbie, linsux is the most popular base for hackers, and hackers are terrorist who harm helpless users.
 
So, my proposal is that anti terrorism laws should be applied against hackers, and linsux treated as terrorism support tool.
 
Long Live to Microsoft, death to linsux.  


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« Reply #3 on: 9 January 2004, 06:25 »
"In my little, little world of blossoms"

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« Reply #4 on: 11 January 2004, 00:03 »
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OSS (Open Source Software) is a threat to...the Freedom to Innovate by taking away incentive from software developers to create new and useful software tools and applications.


How many times do we have to tell them...how can you innovate when all the source code is kept from everybody?!?

 
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Even though Linux is vastly inferior to every version of Windows that is commercially available, some selfish people are starting to use it simply because it is free.


Ahem...what Linux are they talking about that's inferior?  And I don't use it just because it's free; I'm getting a new computer soon and I'm going to BUY Mandrake.  That's right- PAY FOR.

 
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At best, the whole concept of OSS is socialist and contrary to the American way.


Wow.  Just, wow.   :eek:    I'd like to take this opportunity to quote Master RMS from a 1992 essay:

 
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In the United States, any advocate of other than the most extreme form of laissez-faire selfishness has often heard this accusation. For example, it is leveled against the supporters of a national health care system, such as is found in all the other industrialized nations of the free world. It is leveled against the advocates of public support for the arts, also universal in advanced nations. The idea that citizens have any obligation to the public good is identified in America with Communism. But how similar are these ideas?

Communism as was practiced in the Soviet Union was a system of central control where all activity was regimented, supposedly for the common good, but actually for the sake of the members of the Communist party. And where copying equipment was closely guarded to prevent illegal copying.

The American system of software copyright exercises central control over distribution of a program, and guards copying equipment with automatic copying-protection schemes to prevent illegal copying.

By contrast, I am working to build a system where people are free to decide their own actions; in particular, free to help their neighbors, and free to alter and improve the tools which they use in their daily lives. A system based on voluntary cooperation and on decentralization.

Thus, if we are to judge views by their resemblance to Russian Communism, it is the software owners who are the Communists.


So much for that group of idiots.   :D

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« Reply #5 on: 18 January 2004, 21:48 »
When I find the person who deleted my other post, not the one with a note to delete it, I will ensure there mailbox has the entire goatman collection, and more.

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« Reply #6 on: 18 January 2004, 21:54 »
There's a goatman COLLECTION??  :eek:

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« Reply #7 on: 18 January 2004, 10:26 »
ASK ME TO SEND YOU GAP.ZIP

And I dont mean email, I will get your address.

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« Reply #8 on: 18 January 2004, 12:58 »
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« Reply #9 on: 18 January 2004, 17:48 »
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At best, the whole concept of OSS is socialist and contrary to the American way.


Actually that's quite correct, if you substitute "Free Software" for "OSS" (which is what they really meant). Free Software is socialism/communism (which has nothing to do with Soviet "Communism") in essence - the point though is that whoever wrote that statement believes that this is a condemning statement, rather than a complimenting one. Whether Free Software (and socialism in general) is contrary to "the American way" is debatable. Personally I'd agree with that as well, seeing as how The American Way seems to be all about promoting and legitimising the most vulgar and degenerate form of free-market capitalism.

RMS is very left-wing, but I think he's careful about not referring to Free Software in explicitly socialist terms so as to avoid upsetting the hysterically anti-left US. Though what he's actually done over the past 20 years is to engineer a very successful and quietly socialist revolution, at least on the software front.
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« Reply #10 on: 18 January 2004, 19:30 »
You fucking pack of morons, how can you not tell this has to be a joke.

God lay mersy on your soul, or at least lay braincells in your brains.

Halfwits.

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« Reply #11 on: 18 January 2004, 20:03 »
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Originally posted by flap:


Actually that's quite correct, if you substitute "Free Software" for "OSS" (which is what they really meant). Free Software is socialism/communism (which has nothing to do with Soviet "Communism") in essence - the point though is that whoever wrote that statement believes that this is a condemning statement, rather than a complimenting one. Whether Free Software (and socialism in general) is contrary to "the American way" is debatable. Personally I'd agree with that as well, seeing as how The American Way seems to be all about promoting and legitimising the most vulgar and degenerate form of free-market capitalism.

RMS is very left-wing, but I think he's careful about not referring to Free Software in explicitly socialist terms so as to avoid upsetting the hysterically anti-left US. Though what he's actually done over the past 20 years is to engineer a very successful and quietly socialist revolution, at least on the software front.




What the fuck are babbling about? The true American way is that of real competition. Open Source brings plenty of competition for the commercial software vendors. If they in the end cannot provide a better product (one so good that people will WANT to pay for) then Open Source will win the competition.

Socialism: Any of various theories or systems of social organization in which the means of producing and distributing goods is owned collectively or by a centralized government that often plans and controls the economy.

Damn I wish I had looked at that definition before. THe author of the original article is truly an idiot if he was not joking. The way he put it, he wants Microsoft to produce ("innovate") all software. Microsoft then can be called a centralized software vendor that often plans and controls the economy.
News Flash: Microsoft **DOES** often plan and try to control the software/techonology economy. So MICROSOFT, the RIAA and the MPAA are actually the ones who are socialistic.

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« Reply #12 on: 18 January 2004, 20:37 »
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The true American way is that of real competition.


Whether or not you think the US is an inherently ultra-capitalistic country (most conservative Americans would probably proudly say that it is) Free Software is socialistic and thus contrary to its values. The capitalist ideal is about ensuring the freedom of individuals and corporations to make money. Thus it's a capitalist/producer oriented philosophy, not a society/consumer-centric one. Competition doesn't really figure in it. Competition is what's good for society, and what's best for the consumers is rarely what's best for the producers.

Free Software, quite simply, is not good for business, but very good for consumers/society, which is why it's intrinsically anti-capitalistic. The companies who are making money out of GNU/Linux are making a fraction of what they would if it were proprietary software and they could licence it like Microsoft do with Windows. As it is, they can't do that so they're not making so much money. Which is the way it should be.

 
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Socialism: Any of various theories or systems of social organization in which the means of producing and distributing goods is owned collectively or by a centralized government that often plans and controls the economy


That definition should really have "...for the good of society" bolted on the end. In a socialist system the idea is that all production is purely for the good of society as a whole - obviously Microsoft's monopoly of the software industry can't be claimed to be for that purpose. You can't just read that definition and then say that anyone who controls any part of the economy is socialistic. To call the RIAA/Microsoft etc. socialistic is ridiculous. Read a politics text book.
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« Reply #13 on: 25 January 2004, 21:00 »
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So, my proposal is that anti terrorism laws should be applied against hackers, and linsux treated as terrorism support tool.


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