http://www.msnbc.com/news/978291.asp well, more reality tv
this time, it's actually going to be "really entertaining". "The Simple Life" shows what happens when some hollywood simpletons decide to live, in their words is, "backwards country".
The cute, but sickeningly pop, and undeniably useless Paris Hilton (heir to the Hilton hotels... although I don't see how ou can be "heir" to a publicly owned corporation) and some other chick are gonna be in Altus, Arkansas (about 1.2 hours from me, goddammit) and they're going to be watched by people across the nation who will tune in weekly to see those rubes be made asses of by sharper, more intelligent people.
Altus is a little town of a few hundred people that exists just off I40 in west Arkansas, not too far from the Oklahoma border. Altus is home to several of the United States' most acclaimed wineries, including Post Familie and Weiderkehr.
Luckily lots of people in the area are real, and do things like own firearms. Maybe they'll accidentally blast Miss Hilton and her waste-of-space buddy.
WE CAN ONLY HOPE AND PRAY
[ October 14, 2003: Message edited by: Darth Jimmy James ]
[ October 14, 2003: Message edited by: Darth Jimmy James ]
