Well, it seems that the general consensus is that it's time for Zombie90210 to leave. Here's a few reasons why...
Zombie has a fixation with homosexuality, and "queer bashing". I'm not gay, and don't want to be, but I do have friends that are gay, bi, or lesbian. They're good people, and I take offense to Zombie's verbal attacks on gays and how he suggests physical violence toward them. Perhaps he should go join Osama bin Laden's terrorist sect, or the KKK, or the Moral Majority.
His "girlfriend" most likely doesn't exist. Her name is Rosie Palm. She looks like a man's hand. We know this to be likely because he talks about girlfriends all the time, instead of just mentioning it once the way most people would. "hey, factoid, I've got a g/f". No... it's all the time. We don't care, so stop telling us. the more you talk about her, the less we believe she exists.
He probably has a small penis, because he constantly reminds us of how much he "satisfies" women. In the event he didn't notice... WE DON'T CARE. He really wants someone to believe that he's the shiznit in bed!
My guitar could beat him up. It's a Fender Stratocaster. It's made of really hard wood. Hard wood is something Zombie knows nothing about, as I already pointed out. I really put this in here because I have a tripped out sense of humor. I find the concept of an inanimate object whipping his tail to be endlessly hilarious.
My amp could beat him up. He might spew mindless drivel, but my amp can do that too, and really loud. And it's big and if it fell on him, would hurt him.
Nobody likes him, not even Bill Gates. We don't like him. And since Bill Gates is nothing more than a man, just as we are, we can assume that Mr. Gates would want to sock Zombie right in the eye just as we do. Steve Jobs would kill him 'cos Steve is a ninja.
These are just a few things he likes to dwell on, so I figured I'd make big points of them so that he'd get all pissy... maybe pissy enough to BOG OFF.
I don't know how many great threads I've seen turn to shit because he comes along with his damned trolling and turns the whole thing into a shitslinging festival. The Clock Crew isn't even as bad. They come around and spew diarrhea of the mind and then they're gone. But Zombie is like... a zombie. He won't die. He won't leave.
As someone who's only been on the forums for a relatively short time, I've already figured out what would improve it tenfold. DO AWAY WITH THE ZOMBIE.
Oh yeah... let's hear stories of threads he's trashed over the past months. Let's not do any unfounded personal attacks. Just make observations based on facts that he puts forth. Don't draw conclusions... he gives us too much raw evidence for us to resort to that.
Example: Zombie dwells on homosexuality, hence, he's likely got some personal issues with homosexuality.
Don't do this: Zombie is a pedophile and rapes kids.
You can't prove it, so don't say it. I really just wanna discuss things he does to annoy us, and why he should leave.
