Forum Game: The Bar

[Refalm]

I'll have some really cheap Cola...

What's the difference between a bucket of shit and a scooter tuner?

The bucket.

What is the most important tool for a scooter tuner?

A decibel calculater.

[worker201]

Heineken?  Fuck that shit!  Pabst Blue Ribbon!

What's black and white and red all over and has trouble getting through a revolving door?

A nun with a spear through her head.

[hm_murdock]

Another glass of absinthe, please.

Now what's a joke again?

[cahult]

quote:Originally posted by The Merciless Darth Jimmy James:
Another glass of absinthe, please.

Now what's a joke again?

Ha, the joke

[Pissed_Macman]

quote:Originally posted by TheQuirk:
Water.

Psyjax, Macman, and Ecsyle went on a small boating trip. Somehow, they crash onto an island. The boat is completely wrecked, but the shore is pretty close--only ten or so minutes of swiming. The only problem is that the water is filled with penis-eating sharks--and the only "tool" they have is one glass Coke battle. How do they get back to shore, along with their wangs?

                 

If that happened, I would knock you guys unconscious with the bottle and escape myself.

[Stilly]

nyquil

whats grosser than 10 babies nailed to a tree?

1 baby nailed to 10 trees