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Calum

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« on: 31 July 2002, 00:23 »
okay, as some of you know, i have started a new religion.

Find out all about it at http://polytheism.cjb.net and most importantly, go and say hello on the forums. Hopefully as more users sign up the forums there will become a hotbed of differring opinions and so on, but there's always scope for talking about hobbies (your addiction to the super megason IV for example)...

Seeya on the forums!
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« Reply #1 on: 31 July 2002, 00:26 »
you should sign up for domain forwarding from www.dot.tk there is no ads.
(i actually didnt steal www.polytheism.tk from you too, its still available)

[ July 30, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

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« Reply #2 on: 8 August 2002, 22:53 »
*bump*
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Calum

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« Reply #3 on: 8 August 2002, 23:03 »
thanks karma!

yes, come and sign up for my forum, guys, it's not compulsory to talk about religion, you know!  ;)
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« Reply #4 on: 8 August 2002, 23:10 »
Hmmm interesting site, but it doesn't sound like a religion. It sounds like a philsophy. Unless of course it's a religion that worships a single philsophy...

As for Cult of Bob, I tried to access it from my school computer(yes I go to MSE from it, not an issue), and it acts silly. Instead of spawning an unlimited amount of windows, it just gives these errors and keeps trying to load something that it can't seem to load.

My guess is A:Cult of Bob is a h4x0r cult(weren't these eradicated 5000 years ago?) B:I am the anti-prophet to the Cult of Bob. It is my job to oppose and destroy it, and gather followers to help me achieve that. C:A and B.  

But before I take up arms against it, I should try modifying my Opera settings and then viewing it.
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« Reply #5 on: 9 August 2002, 01:06 »
Ok with Opera set to allow any scrpt kiddy with a malicious website to rape my system, I throw off my kevlar and lay myself before the mercy or evil of Bob.

Bobhub checks out, now what about Bobcentral? OMG HORRIBLE! It works, but I can see why Opera kept fucking up, IT WAS WARNING ME! I now declare myself Shara Folztar, the Anti-Bob! Let logic and thought prevail, let us shatter these bob zombies with a 12 gauge pump like they do in the movies!

I just can't figure out how MSE and Bobhub are connected. What's with these bobs running around MSE? Aren't they traitors? Being an excellent pro-linux fighter requires plenty of brains and thought, which Bobs are NOT susposed to have.
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« Reply #6 on: 9 August 2002, 01:08 »
Not to worry, im smart enough to slip on my class IV again, the anti-bob can't be a dummy!
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« Reply #7 on: 9 August 2002, 01:09 »
put that in your crack pipe and smoke it. yeah, i do find the cult of bob pretty odd. but i don't say anything, just don't drink the fruit punch
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« Reply #8 on: 9 August 2002, 01:11 »
I perfer d00bies, joints, blunts.
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« Reply #9 on: 9 August 2002, 13:39 »
Inegrational Polyfuckyism:

It is a new fad, and thats all it is... just a fad. This religion has outspoke against Bob because it is jealous. Integrational Polytheism is a hypocriticla religion that involves so much effort upon anyone who joins. Dont be sucked into thier Lies and fraudulent claims. THe Cult of Bob is the only way, you are Bob, We are all Bob.
The Cult of bob is the only religion that ensure there is no fighting... Peace for all!


Become Bob!
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Calum

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« Reply #10 on: 9 August 2002, 19:27 »
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Originally posted by Ex Eleven / b0b:Inegrational Polyfuckyism:

It is a new fad, and thats all it is... just a fad. This religion has outspoke against Bob because it is jealous.
I have said NOTHING against the bobs at all.
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Integrational Polytheism is a hypocriticla religion that involves so much effort upon anyone who joins.
nobody joins. I just want people to post on my forum. the site is for informational purposesd only.
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Dont be sucked into thier Lies and fraudulent claims. THe Cult of Bob is the only way, you are Bob, We are all Bob.
The Cult of bob is the only religion that ensure there is no fighting... Peace for all!
Become Bob!


X11 sent me a email containing threats. Guess that just proves the true path of bob...
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badkarma

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« Reply #11 on: 9 August 2002, 19:56 »
/me thinks the cult of bob is just a practical joke which went a bit out of hand

and X ... you're taking this bob thing waaaaaay too seriously.....

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« Reply #12 on: 9 August 2002, 21:55 »
has anyone thought of a religion based on pie?


mmm.. pie
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« Reply #13 on: 10 August 2002, 01:43 »
So why ain't I getting dissed? Am I immune? I spoke horrible heresy against Bob, and I get untouched.  

International polyfuckism... lol!

Being ignorant is nice if you choose to be ignorant with those on the correct OR(emphasis) best side of an issue. Bob says you become ignorant NOW! That's fine, but there's too much risk of getting on the wrong side and being locked in. Most sides of an issue are wrong/not the best choice.

International polyism allows you to find the best side of the issue, then decide whether you want to settle in our not.

Polynism 4ever! 12 gauge pump for Bobs 4ever!
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« Reply #14 on: 10 August 2002, 16:48 »
quote:
Originally posted by Calum:
okay, as some of you know, i have started a new religion.

Find out all about it at http://polytheism.cjb.net and most importantly, go and say hello on the forums. Hopefully as more users sign up the forums there will become a hotbed of differring opinions and so on, but there's always scope for talking about hobbies (your addiction to the super megason IV for example)...

Seeya on the forums!


AARrghhh but the.... bob implants in my brain... the paaaiinnnn   :(
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