My New Religion!

[Calum]

well according to me, you can still be an integrational polytheistic bob... i suspect that the bobs want a monopoly on your beliefs though, a bit like catholics, mormons, muslims (et cetera ad infinitum...)

[Kintaro]

I think the same as you calum you could be a Muslim Bob or whatever dont know how the cult officaly stands for this.

[choasforages]

on the subject of cults,
remember children, charly loves you

[ August 11, 2002: Message edited by: choasforages ]

[Calum]

good point re: cults. of course the bob movement is a cult, whereas Integrational Polytheism is a religion. The two have different connotations and i suspect mean very different things...

Ta, X11 for your comments, but isn't this a rapid turnaround of opinion for you???   :confused:    :eek:    :confused:

[choasforages]

wow man a cult, were do i donate my lifes fortunes

[badkarma]

and when do we get our suicide pills?

(I want the red one ... I want the red one!)

[Nevermind]

pass the koolaid

[Master of Reality]

quote:Originally posted by choasforages:
wow man a cult, were do i donate my lifes fortunes

the cult of bob is not in it for material items, we are cult of beliefs and the truth... the evil truth about cows. Our beliefs?: are simple, we just want a unified utopia of Bobs chanting 'we are all bob'. There will be no discrimination, no racism, no sexism, no hatred, no wars, no more monkey knife fights (unless they are non-bobs), we will have peace and joy. Bliss awaits you, Come Join Us
Come to the forums at the Bob Hub and talk about whatever you want to, whether it be asking questions about bob, life, philosophy; or maybe you want to talk about bob? non-bobs? anything that isnt bob? Come and share all!

[ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

[Master of Reality]

oh yeah... the smiling spinning head in my sig has caught the anti-bobs (lazygamer) IP. Every day until he joins us i will reveal one number.
the first number is:
1**.***.**.**

[ August 12, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

[lazygamer]

Well that woulden't be so bad, one of the forum d00dz here could h4x0r my wind0ze then optimize my Linux for me, thus preventing my lazy @$$ from having to do anything.

Im just concerned about people like XP-user.  

[Calum]

bob, bob, bob! will this hijacking of philosophies never end?  

[Master of Reality]

and the second number for the anti-bobs(lazygamer) IP is:
14*.***.**.**

[slave]

All right I have some VERY inane and annoying things to say concerning all this talk about religions:


FIRST AND FOREMOST: Do you think you can add Bill Gates to your list of officially worshipped money-whores on your polytheism website?

There are ten gods I worship and they are very angry and jealous that you guys worship other gods.  Don't blame me if you get struck by lightning or get your wrists "accidentally" slashed by XP cd's while walking through Best Buy.

Is it a good idea to worship Ronald McDonald as a god?  You see, I don't want to end up in Ronald McDonald hell because I hear it's the worst hell of them all.

Does unicorn worship turn you into a unislut (a half girl, half unicorn always stuck in heat) like my friends tell me it does?  Or are they just pulling my leg?  I need to know, because I really think unicorns deserve to be worshipped, what with  their grace and beauty and the fact that they saved earth from the Martians.  I just dont want it to turn me into a horny bitch or i might get fucked by all those unicorns... again.

Does God care if I masturbate to Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles?  Surely he wouldn't mind as he created everything, including my desire to have sex with Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles, so really it's his fault, or am I wrong here?

I want to be as godly as possible, so I need to know if God himself is religious.  Does God worship anyone, or is he himself an atheist?

I want to be a god, where can I get the paperwork to apply for such a position?  What do I have to do in order to be worshipped as a god (other than turning water into wine and having long hair)

 

quote: The Cult of bob is the only religion that ensure there is no fighting... Peace for all!

Actually the best guarantee for peace is to stop believing in god(s), period.  (Look at the Middle East or northern ireland for recent examples)

Either that, or everyone start worshipping Bob. Bob is good! We are all Bob! You WILL join us.

[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

[Master of Reality]

k...that was a good point. Of course my god, she worships herself all the time (if ya know wht i mean) and is always busy drinking her braincells away. But what about other gods? are they athiest or what? how could they not be athiest unless the believed in another god. If a god worshipped another god, wouldnt that be admitting that the otehr god is mightier?

oh yeah, Xp user, never try to play leap frog with a unicorn as much as you worship them. Whats wrong with being a unislut anyway? Sex all day mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i see nothing wrong with that.

[Master of Reality]

and the third number for the anti-bobs(lazygamer) IP is:
142.***.**.**

Join us Lazygamer, or should i say Bob!!!!!

[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]