TURBO-TEA

[choasforages]

ok, ok ok, i know i have talked about the stuff a few times. so i am going to tell you people how to make this gunk.
DISCLAIMER, you kill yourself on caffien i am not responsible, and yes you can.


ok it requires either a lipton icetea maker or a coffee maker and something to hold three quarts o liquid. first off fill the lipton tea maker with 21 or so tea bags. fill the thing with already hot water. then brew it. when it gets done, don't dilute the stuff. just keep on brewing till you have a full three quarts of undiluted stuff. now add only a cup of sugur to it./*more isn't always better*/.
and let it chill. get a 12 to 16 once glass and fill it with the tea. precede to chug two or three down /*if you were have are currently on some prescrition speed like ritilin or dexidrine you may need more. just be careful, it don't taste as good as you think it will and on the amount of caff, i think it is 500mg+ so don't try and hit 2500 mg, bad shit happens then i was hearing about someone who hit 1700mg and had to go to the hospital*/ after about ten minutes you will feel like you are in that one windows xp commercial. just don't listen to modona ok?. now for the bad part. the next morning you will feel like shit and need more.

[Aaron Ni]

Guess what, with some 30% Hydrochloric Acid, ground up Ephedrine pills, a saucepan, a spoon and a hypodermic needle you can have some of

Aaron's Patented Half Assed Crank!

I'm not wasting my time posting the synth because it was a waste of my life a couple years ago.

[choasforages]

hmmmm, meth, from what i have read and friends have discussed, would be really easy to make. but after my sister got busted for growing cannibis, one thinks he won't touch meth or any of its friends. was going to before my sister got busted, then i realized it would not be worth getting busted for. thanks for not posting the synth though

[Kintaro]

Beer is all i need...

No technodrugz for meeeeeeeee

[choasforages]

hmm, imho beer tasts like shite/*then agian you aussies have better beer then our american piss water right???*/ and hard liquor is better. or you mix the hard liquor wiht the beer. or you go nucking futs and mix random hard liquors together with orange juice. owell, the last  time i did that was a year ago/* the only thing i can get my hands on around here is chronic, can't even get a dime of poop weed for less then 30 bucks*/. then again it is quite odd that on normally hacker's forum we are talking about ways to kill brain cells. owell, that is what the lounge is for.

[Calum]

australian beer is shite, sorry.
The only beer that was really good was James Squire's, they make a few, and they're all pish, except James Squire's Amber Ale. Fantastic. nearly a buck dearer per schooner than other beers though...
I quite liked Cascade Pale Ale as well actually.

On the other hand, i never tried redback, which i think would be great, since i love wheat beers...
I had a bottle of VB the other day, and i must say it was noticably better than our crappy Tennents and McEwans lager here. bleaurgh!

The thing about Scotland is that there are hundreds of speciality connosieueuieur beers to choose from. Mucho good whisky and rum too...

[Kintaro]

quote:Originally posted by choasforages:
hmm, imho beer tasts like shite/*then agian you aussies have better beer then our american piss water right???*/ and hard liquor is better. or you mix the hard liquor wiht the beer. or you go nucking futs and mix random hard liquors together with orange juice. owell, the last  time i did that was a year ago/* the only thing i can get my hands on around here is chronic, can't even get a dime of poop weed for less then 30 bucks*/. then again it is quite odd that on normally hacker's forum we are talking about ways to kill brain cells. owell, that is what the lounge is for.

Crown Lager for mee... Yes better than American Pisswater   , And my cousin has been to the USA so i know... Personally all you need for a taste of beer is some balls!

[Kintaro]

quote:Originally posted by Calum:
australian beer is shite, sorry.

Goosebury Says Windows is good, but hasnt had better.

I say Australian Beer is good and i hav'nt had better!

[Kintaro]

Anyway i will be getting a lipton tea maker and some more teabags. And try this grunge...

One other strong ass drink i made was ritalin (which is caffene and other shite) ground up and mixed into good ole Jim Beam whiskey. And other illegal grunge will doo fine for mee. Not too good for your sainity. And if you dont want alchohol try Red-Eye or Red Bull or V or one of those  

[Gooseberry Clock]

quote:Originally posted by BOB X11:
Goosebury Says Windows is good, but hasnt had better.

MattBrickout 3.1 has crashed because you don't have a floating point co-processor. MattBrickout 3.1 doesn't need a floating point co-processor, but I just thought I'd crash and tell you anyway.

[Restart]

[Master of Reality]

quote:Originally posted by choasforages:
hmm, imho beer tasts like shite/for.

american beer sucks ass. Get some Canadian beer              

quote:i think it is 500mg+ so don't try and hit 2500 mg, bad shit happens then i was hearing about someone who hit 1700mg and had to go to the hospital  

it takes about 10 grams of caffiene to kill a normal human. 1 pound of coffee grainsdoesnt even contain enough coffee to kill someone (it only has about 8.5 Grams), check out this link: http://www.cockeyed.com/inside/coffee/coffee.html

(yep... that is coffee)
[ June 20, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

[ June 20, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality / Bob ]

[sporkme]

this is my little recipe:

several cases of the cheapest beer available.  there is this particularly nasty antifreeze brew called MX that is $1.25 a 40 oz.

drink until it's gone, then eat bacon

[Master of Reality]

quote:Originally posted by sporkme / bob:
this is my little recipe:

several cases of the cheapest beer available.  there is this particularly nasty antifreeze brew called MX that is $1.25 a 40 oz.

drink until it's gone, then eat bacon

what?! no cheese, salami, spam, or hamsters!!!!??????