Author Topic: Well this pretty much proves that Microsoft doesnt give a shit....  (Read 998 times)

Faust

  • Member
  • **
  • Posts: 1,223
  • Kudos: 0
quote:
From:    "Windows Contact Us" <[email protected]>
Date:   Wed, 11 Dec 2002 23:58:30 -0800
To:   <foobar>
Subject:   RE: CST95978610ID - Microsoft.Com ContactUS

Hello Foobar,     
     
Thank you for contacting us at Microsoft.com regarding product return for Windows
XP.  
 Please refer to the following Web site for information regarding this issue:   
http://www.microsoft.com/worldwide/phone/ph_aussi.htm  
   
Should you have any other concerns, please feel free to write us back.     
     
 Thanks again, and have a great day.  
   
   
 Sincerely,    
   
Foobar    
Microsoft.com Customer Support     
   
   
Did we resolve your issue?    
If so, please take a moment to tell us how we've done at: http://www2.survey-poll.com/email/1621mt_win_ie.html
.   
If not, please reply to this e-mail and let us know how we can assist you further.
Thank you!  
   
--- Original Message ---  
From:    foobar  
To:    [email protected]  
Sent:    Tue Dec 10 04:47:01 PST 2002  
Subject: Microsoft.Com ContactUS  
   
DOM:windows  
LANG:English (United States)  
LOC:AU   
BR: linux i686/mozilla/5.0 (x11; u; linux i686; en-us; rv:1.1) gecko/20020826/en-us,
en;q=0.50  
 Subject: XP home  
Comment: If the recipient of this email is not responsible for any Windows policy decisions
please forward this to whomsoever is.  
 To whom it may concern,  
  your operating system caused me so much trouble last week that I switched to Linux.
 Thankyou however for annoying me so much that I made the switch.  Could you please inform me of exactly
where and how I can return my copy of Windows XP for a full refund of its current
market value.  
  Yours sincerly  
  Foobar Foobar


I was hoping they would beg me to stay... goddamn its so annoying that they didnt even care... DO they always answer like this???   :confused:

[ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Faust ]

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
 -- http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html

Refalm

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 5,183
  • Kudos: 704
  • Sjembek!
    • RADIOKNOP
Well this pretty much proves that Microsoft doesnt give a shit....
« Reply #1 on: 12 December 2002, 20:16 »
Yes they do... they have something called "standard letters"...

Faust

  • Member
  • **
  • Posts: 1,223
  • Kudos: 0
Well this pretty much proves that Microsoft doesnt give a shit....
« Reply #2 on: 12 December 2002, 20:22 »
sot of the point thow isnt it? fucking scum cant even talk to ppl.

its three am where I am.  I have run out of coke, and as such my sleepiness has made me stoopid. (thats my excuse and Im sticking to it...)

[ December 12, 2002: Message edited by: Faust ]

Yesterday it worked
Today it is not working
Windows is like that
 -- http://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/error-haiku.html

Refalm

  • Administrator
  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 5,183
  • Kudos: 704
  • Sjembek!
    • RADIOKNOP
Well this pretty much proves that Microsoft doesnt give a shit....
« Reply #3 on: 12 December 2002, 20:51 »
Fuck Coke, get some Jolt or White Horse  ;)

DC

  • Member
  • **
  • Posts: 211
  • Kudos: 0
Well this pretty much proves that Microsoft doesnt give a shit....
« Reply #4 on: 15 December 2002, 14:56 »
quote:
Originally posted by Faust:
sot of the point thow isnt it? fucking scum cant even talk to ppl.

its three am where I am.  I have run out of coke, and as such my sleepiness has made me stoopid. (thats my excuse and Im sticking to it...)



I recently survived 31 hours without sleep living mostly on cheap university food, candy bars and beer. In the end one can of cola was added to the mix. I had something left after that as well, but since I was too tired to do anything usefull (I tried doing homework on the university. I didn't understand the formulas anymore... no sleep is wierd) I decided to go to sleep. And woke up a full 15 hours later.

I can pull 7am-3am days dayly for 5 days in a row. I have done so often enough. It's not hard. 3 am is NOT late...
GS/CS d- s-: a--- C++ UL+ P+ L++>+++ E W++ N>+ o K- w-- O- M V? PS+>++ PE- Y+ PGP t+ 5+ X R tv+ b+++ DI+ D+ G++ e>++++ h! r- y
A quantummechanical wavefunction describing an unknown amount of bottles of beer on the wall
A quantummechanical wavefunction describing an unknown amount of bottles of beer on the wall
We take a measurement, the wavefunction will collapse, and one of the bottles of beer will fall

Master of Reality

  • VIP
  • Member
  • ***
  • Posts: 4,249
  • Kudos: 177
    • http://www.bobhub.tk
Well this pretty much proves that Microsoft doesnt give a shit....
« Reply #5 on: 16 December 2002, 08:19 »
ha, only 31 hours? I stayed awake for 50 hours. at about 38 hours you start to hallucinate and get really paranoid. a 50 hours you cant understand english anymore, i mean nothing makes sense at all.

[ December 15, 2002: Message edited by: Master of Reality ]

Disorder | Rating
Paranoid: Moderate
Schizoid: Moderate
Linux User #283518
'It takes more than a self-inflicted gunshot wound to the head to stop Bob'

beltorak0

  • Member
  • **
  • Posts: 223
  • Kudos: 0
    • http://www.angelfire.com/realm/beltorak
Well this pretty much proves that Microsoft doesnt give a shit....
« Reply #6 on: 18 December 2002, 03:28 »
God; I get like that after 30 hours.  It'll take me a minute some times to translate from syllables to content.

-t :(
from Attrition.Org
 
quote:
Like many times before, Microsoft is re-inventing the wheel and opting for something other than round.

-t.


Kintaro

  • Member
  • **
  • Posts: 6,545
  • Kudos: 255
  • I want to get the band back together!
    • JohnTate.org
Well this pretty much proves that Microsoft doesnt give a shit....
« Reply #7 on: 18 December 2002, 03:36 »
Im at about 48 hours, but every 15 hours i meditate (yes im a complete hippy) for 1 hours, then i am refreshed.

No more sleep for me!